***Official don’t buy any bullshit they try selling you, offseason thread***

[Poor_and_Stupid]

I told myself I wasn't gonna do it. But it's too late...Love our new QB, love our new OC, love the other new roster additions. I'm back in boys! Dropping 40 on Northwestern in August is gonna get this machine really going!

Probably will drop 40 and give up 42 to the worst offense in the conference.

The simulation is trying to give you hope, but the destination of pure agony has already been carefully calculated to be as excruciatingly painful as possible. You’ve been warned.

 

[Huskerzz9457]

Probably will drop 40 and give up 42 to the worst offense in the conference.

The simulation is trying to give you hope, but the destination of pure agony has already been carefully calculated to be as excruciatingly painful as possible. You’ve been warned.

@Poor_and_Stupid

 

[dsbigred1]

 

[Kaladin]

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

I told myself I wasn't gonna do it. But it's too late...Love our new QB, love our new OC, love the other new roster additions. I'm back in boys! Dropping 40 on Northwestern in August is gonna get this machine really going!

Counterpoint: corch scote is still our corch.

 

[dsbigred1]

Counterpoint: corch scote is still our corch.

 

[theDankness]

unless Raiola is a miracle worker, this is 7-5 at best even with our schedule

 

[djw004]

unless Raiola is a miracle worker, this is 7-5 at best even with our schedule

Fun fact: Raiola is polynesian for "Miracle Worker"

Soooo...Natty.

 

[Kaladin]

unless Raiola is a miracle worker, this is 7-5 at best even with our schedule

I was underwhelmed by Raiola hire but now I am on the Raiola bandwagon

 

[Johannes de Silentio]

I'll wait for someone to convincingly explain to me how the OL is going to even resemble a P5-level unit before I do anything but bitch and moan about how awful this team is going to be.

However, if I get even a sliver of hope on that, I might be willing to open my fragile psyche a bit given that we're finally going to see a non-Martinez QB starter that isn't dumbass McCaffrey or a walk-on/in-state type guy.

 

[Havoc34]

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

No we want them to buy in and talk themselves into us being better. That way it’s way more delicious when we suck again

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I'll wait for someone to convincingly explain to me how the OL is going to even resemble a P5-level unit before I do anything but bitch and moan about how awful this team is going to be.

However, if I get even a sliver of hope on that, I might be willing to open my fragile psyche a bit given that we're finally going to see a non-Martinez QB starter that isn't dumbass McCaffrey or a walk-on/in-state type guy.

Matt masker is going to make you eat your words

 

[Ext. 55]

I take the lack of activity ITT as a sign that you are all chugging kool-aid by the gallon.

By the fucking gallons.

 

[Ext. 55]

Not me. I know there's antifreeze hiding in that kool-aid. Tastes fine but it's killing you slowly.

Ya big pussy! Drink that shit up and allow yourself to be hurt again!

 

[Lionsfan93]

Counterpoint: corch scote is still our corch.

Counterpoint: the pendulum starts to swing his way officially and he is about to right the ship!!!........it could happen...........

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

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[Poor_and_Stupid]

This thread isn’t done yet boys. Before you inundate yourself with too much koolaid, just remember our shiny new transfer QB would probably have more time to throw the ball if we strung out a roll of Charmin toilet paper in front of him rather than bring out our actual o-line.

 

[Woodrow F Call]

This thread isn’t done yet boys. Before you inundate yourself with too much koolaid, just remember our shiny new transfer QB would probably have more time to throw the ball if we strung out a roll of Charmin toilet paper in front of him rather than bring out our actual o-line.

You are hands down my favorite poster in terms of the football program and reality

 

[Kaladin]

This thread isn’t done yet boys. Before you inundate yourself with too much koolaid, just remember our shiny new transfer QB would probably have more time to throw the ball if we strung out a roll of Charmin toilet paper in front of him rather than bring out our actual o-line.

take a sip of teh koolaid

just a little sip