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***Official 2023 Head Coaching Hot Board***

A haters guide to prospective head coaches

Dave Aranda: one hit wonder
Dan Mullen: couldn't win at Florida with better crootin territory
Urban: shadow of his former self who has destroy his reputation
Jamey Chadwell: basically a youth flag football coach
Dave Doreen: consistently average never great
Bill O'Brien: 15-9 is basically a bad year away from being Old Man Riley level
Dave Clawson: he wins but is the ACC even a real conference at this point?
Mark Stoops: not Bob
Luke #2ndChoice: we hired an AAC darling once before
Jeff Monken: does he even know what recruiting is?
Gus Malzahn: gross retread
Tom Herman: couldn't win at Texas where he can take 15 4 stars without breaking a sweat
Matt Campbell: awful special teams and barely above average in a shit conference
Chris Klieman: mediocre in a bad conference and smells like cat piss
Lance Leipold: just give Ron Brown the job if you want a former Nebraska assistant
Matt Rhule: rode Art Briles coattails to success (see Frost/O'Leary)
Dabo: basically wins the old big 8 every year when OU was on probation
Jason Candle: who the fuck is this guy.gif
Beefy Bart: he's fat and also a retread, but mostly fat
Briles: PR disaster
Kiffin: had a crack at the big time, didn't go well
Petersen: Mediocre at UW
Wittingham: been fine, but no evidence he's got another gear
Fleck: pissed pants
Leach: for every one good win he has, he's got 3 bad losses
Justin Wilcox: smells like hippies
Jim Leonhard: I remember a relatively obscure coach who shot up to major conference DC and called his boss a cunt
Clay Helton: just hire the stay puff Marshmellow man to coach toughness
Jeff Hafley: taking a mediocre team and making them mediocre seems like the definition of mediocrity
Gundy: just signed a lifetime deal
Mickey Joseph: Tommie just didn't have the resources to win at Doane

Sorry if I missed anyone
 
Baron Winnebago said:
A haters guide to prospective head coaches

Dave Aranda: one hit wonder
Dan Mullen: couldn't win at Florida with better crootin territory
Urban: shadow of his former self who has destroy his reputation
Jamey Chadwell: basically a youth flag football coach
Dave Doreen: consistently average never great
Bill O'Brien: 15-9 is basically a bad year away from being Old Man Riley level
Dave Clawson: he wins but is the ACC even a real conference at this point?
Mark Stoops: not Bob
Luke #2ndChoice: we hired an AAC darling once before
Jeff Monken: does he even know what recruiting is?
Gus Malzahn: gross retread
Tom Herman: couldn't win at Texas where he can take 15 4 stars without breaking a sweat
Matt Campbell: awful special teams and barely above average in a shit conference
Chris Klieman: mediocre in a bad conference and smells like cat piss
Lance Leipold: just give Ron Brown the job if you want a former Nebraska assistant
Matt Rhule: rode Art Briles coattails to success (see Frost/O'Leary)
Dabo: basically wins the old big 8 every year when OU was on probation
Jason Candle: who the fuck is this guy.gif
Beefy Bart: he's fat and also a retread, but mostly fat
Briles: PR disaster
Kiffin: had a crack at the big time, didn't go well
Petersen: Mediocre at UW
Wittingham: been fine, but no evidence he's got another gear
Fleck: pissed pants
Leach: for every one good win he has, he's got 3 bad losses
Justin Wilcox: smells like hippies
Jim Leonhard: I remember a relatively obscure coach who shot up to major conference DC and called his boss a cunt
Clay Helton: just hire the stay puff Marshmellow man to coach toughness
Jeff Hafley: taking a mediocre team and making them mediocre seems like the definition of mediocrity
Gundy: just signed a lifetime deal
Mickey Joseph: Tommie just didn't have the resources to win at Doane

Sorry if I missed anyone
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Hardknocks1 said:
Don’t necessarily disagree with you here, he did stomp our dicks as Indianus Oc few years back
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Lots of people have done that lately. But DeBoer is really impressive on paper because he's made it all the way from NAIA HC to power 5 HC and I don't think he's got any connections that helped him do it. But he hasn't spent a lot of time recruiting in major conferences and he has no P5 track record yet.
 
slattimer said:
That's a no for me dawg. Nothing personal against him. I want a proven OL coach. Give me Bill O'Boyle or get John Garrison back.
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My reason being is I have a hard time judging Raiola off of 1 game when we ran the ball like 7 times, but I understand. Idk Bill ODoyle
 
Pipe Line said:
My reason being is I have a hard time judging Raiola off of 1 game when we ran the ball like 7 times, but I understand. Idk Bill ODoyle
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I just heard him speak at the coaching clinic. He talked about hand position and it was different than anything I've ever learned or listened to any other OL coach over the years. I had my questions after that.
 
slattimer said:
Completely disagree on this. It's arguably the most important position coach in football.
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Okay. In my picks then go open the check book for an O Line coach that wants to take the D Lines head off that matches the triple option run the Damn ball mindset that Chadwell does. No experiments, identity from Day 1
 
Baron Winnebago said:
A haters guide to prospective head coaches

Dave Aranda: one hit wonder
Dan Mullen: couldn't win at Florida with better crootin territory
Urban: shadow of his former self who has destroy his reputation
Jamey Chadwell: basically a youth flag football coach
Dave Doreen: consistently average never great
Bill O'Brien: 15-9 is basically a bad year away from being Old Man Riley level
Dave Clawson: he wins but is the ACC even a real conference at this point?
Mark Stoops: not Bob
Luke #2ndChoice: we hired an AAC darling once before
Jeff Monken: does he even know what recruiting is?
Gus Malzahn: gross retread
Tom Herman: couldn't win at Texas where he can take 15 4 stars without breaking a sweat
Matt Campbell: awful special teams and barely above average in a shit conference
Chris Klieman: mediocre in a bad conference and smells like cat piss
Lance Leipold: just give Ron Brown the job if you want a former Nebraska assistant
Matt Rhule: rode Art Briles coattails to success (see Frost/O'Leary)
Dabo: basically wins the old big 8 every year when OU was on probation
Jason Candle: who the fuck is this guy.gif
Beefy Bart: he's fat and also a retread, but mostly fat
Briles: PR disaster
Kiffin: had a crack at the big time, didn't go well
Petersen: Mediocre at UW
Wittingham: been fine, but no evidence he's got another gear
Fleck: pissed pants
Leach: for every one good win he has, he's got 3 bad losses
Justin Wilcox: smells like hippies
Jim Leonhard: I remember a relatively obscure coach who shot up to major conference DC and called his boss a cunt
Clay Helton: just hire the stay puff Marshmellow man to coach toughness
Jeff Hafley: taking a mediocre team and making them mediocre seems like the definition of mediocrity
Gundy: just signed a lifetime deal
Mickey Joseph: Tommie just didn't have the resources to win at Doane

Sorry if I missed anyone
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Give me the PR disaster
 
Baron Winnebago said:
A haters guide to prospective head coaches

Dave Aranda: one hit wonder
Dan Mullen: couldn't win at Florida with better crootin territory
Urban: shadow of his former self who has destroy his reputation
Jamey Chadwell: basically a youth flag football coach
Dave Doreen: consistently average never great
Bill O'Brien: 15-9 is basically a bad year away from being Old Man Riley level
Dave Clawson: he wins but is the ACC even a real conference at this point?
Mark Stoops: not Bob
Luke #2ndChoice: we hired an AAC darling once before
Jeff Monken: does he even know what recruiting is?
Gus Malzahn: gross retread
Tom Herman: couldn't win at Texas where he can take 15 4 stars without breaking a sweat
Matt Campbell: awful special teams and barely above average in a shit conference
Chris Klieman: mediocre in a bad conference and smells like cat piss
Lance Leipold: just give Ron Brown the job if you want a former Nebraska assistant
Matt Rhule: rode Art Briles coattails to success (see Frost/O'Leary)
Dabo: basically wins the old big 8 every year when OU was on probation
Jason Candle: who the fuck is this guy.gif
Beefy Bart: he's fat and also a retread, but mostly fat
Briles: PR disaster
Kiffin: had a crack at the big time, didn't go well
Petersen: Mediocre at UW
Wittingham: been fine, but no evidence he's got another gear
Fleck: pissed pants
Leach: for every one good win he has, he's got 3 bad losses
Justin Wilcox: smells like hippies
Jim Leonhard: I remember a relatively obscure coach who shot up to major conference DC and called his boss a cunt
Clay Helton: just hire the stay puff Marshmellow man to coach toughness
Jeff Hafley: taking a mediocre team and making them mediocre seems like the definition of mediocrity
Gundy: just signed a lifetime deal
Mickey Joseph: Tommie just didn't have the resources to win at Doane

Sorry if I missed anyone
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This is great. You even shot down Dabo who has two national titles and Petersen who made a CFP. Do Saban next!


Also Dabo was the WR coach on Bowden’s staff when Bowden got fired. He got the head gig. Worked out OK hmmmmmmm
 
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