Game Thread Nebrasketball Game #31 - Cockeye: Sunday, March 9 11:30am FOX

[Goskers07]

The spiritual successor to the McCaffrey brothers, apparently

Cockeye has a knack for finding entire families of guys with the most punchable faces that can only shoot 3s.

 

[Seaofred92]

 

[Seaofred92]

If Cockeye fires Fran - I would hire him in about 0.5 seconds as an assistant coach/scouting guy. They’re bigger, longer, and shoot better than NU essentially across the board.

 

[tman87]

We are so offensively challenged. And our defense has shit the bed for quite some time, now.

We just aren't very good.

Next season without Bryce and Juwan - woof.

 

[Seaofred92]

Absolutely laughable how much better Cockeye is offensively than NU. Use our defensive tendencies against us better than almost any team we play year in and year out. Truly incredible stuff

 

[Flabio]

WTF was 31 in? That was too easy. Sucks Fred couldn’t bring in a guard to play for his son. No points, ok d, undersized.

 

[Seaofred92]

 

[iruletheskool]

How do we somehow find the only d1 basketballers who cant shoot

 

[tman87]

Berke is 2 for his last 20. Falls down about half the time he tries to do something with the ball.

Essegian can't get loose from any defender, got his shot packed, and hasn't hit a thing at all.

Sam actually has 7 points, but since those points hasn't made a thing, shooting way more than normal.

Morgan has shit the bed for too long now.

Worster - sucks. Can't score, doesn't do much else.

Uhlis is worthless.

Brice is one of the best players NU has ever had.

Juwan is very good, but not great. But obviously by far our second best player.

We have a really good player, a pretty good player, and really no one else. We lose our really good and pretty good players, might be their last game today.

The future is not looking good.

 

[Seaofred92]

Good - Berke finally hits a 3

Bad - Horrendous defense, Brice can’t make shit

I’d stop doubling if I’m NU. Cockeye carving up NU passing out of it. Just play these guys straight up stick to their shooters and make them beat you 1-1

 

[...TrueColors...]

Apparently you can now rip guys down by the fuckin throat

 

[DrinkItIn]

Apparently you can now rip guys down by the fuckin throat

Here we go again it seems. No way that was foul on NU.

 

[Ironwardog]

Apparently you can now rip guys down by the fuckin throat

AND get the call to go your way….

 

[tman87]

LMFAO - Berke useless to give the ball to - falls down and loses the ball again.

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

We suck

 

[tman87]

What a way to end a season. Win 5 of your last 18 games or so. The downfall started losing a 15 pt lead at Cockeye, leading late and fucked that game away. Now getting bent over by Cockeye at home in our last game of the season. Pathetic.

 

[Seaofred92]

We are officially cooked. The spell Cockeye athletics has over us is truly astonishing

 

[Scarlet ObsessioN]

At least Lovett pounded Parko from Cockeye in wrestling last night.

Team sucks, glad it’s over. Very disappointing season.

 

[DrinkItIn]

Williams can feel free to wake up any moment.

 

[tman87]

Quite embarrasing.