Nebraska vs Minnesota Game Thread

[Jim14510]

This shit is a bigger anomaly than when you dig into the ‘20 election numbers

You mean the numbers that every federal court and judge laughed at and tossed out every suit like they were shooting crumpled up papers into a trash bin while yelling “Kobe!”
??
Those numbers right?

We're all hurt. Let's not turn this into a political convo.

 

[Dr.DrakeRamoray]

I was 7-5 before the year, seeing the offense I’d change it to 5-7.

 

[HughJanus]

Reflecting further, despite all of the other bullshit, #57 lost this game false starting on an easy QB sneak tudder at the end of the first half. There's got to be one OL leader to make them practice snap counts all holiday weekend. As a former OL that is the moment you live for, you do not fuck that up. If Sat called that on two he should also practice calling appropriate snap counts.

 

[ChocaEgg]

Part if me thinks that Minnesota team will be 6-6 at best. My god they were trash. Also, whens the last time we’ve punched a ball out on defense?? Have we forced one single a fumble in the past 6 years??

This MN team is bad. I doubt they go to a bowl

 

[Jim14510]

This MN team is bad. I doubt they go to a bowl

They've got the win against us

Eastern Michigan. Northwestern, Louisiana guaranteed wins.

That means they need 2 wins against:

North Carolina
Michigan
Cockeye
Michigan St
Illinois
Purdoodoo
Ohio St
Wisconsin


They may not win more than 6 but they'll win 6.

 

[DuckSker]

You mean the numbers that every federal court and judge laughed at and tossed out every suit like they were shooting crumpled up papers into a trash bin while yelling “Kobe!”
??
Those numbers right?

Come fivght me abourt it you fucking liberal pussy

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I thought Baron and Jim were gay lovers already, and the hate was a smokescreen.. am I completely mistake?

Can't two mortal enemies hate fuck to break up dry spells? Fuck this puritanical hogpen

 

[skersker]

Come fivght me abourt it you fucking liberal pussy

An absolute classic response by someone without a brain

 

[Turn Down for What]

Come fivght me abourt it you fucking liberal pussy

Jesus Christ. Shut the fuck up. You’ve been at it all night.

 

[cwessel76]

Jesus Christ. Shut the fuck up. You’ve been at it all night.

“Ignore” is your best friend in cases like this

 

[22*43*51]

I swear I must've gone to bed right before the fumble.

I had given Rhule a tip of the cap on a B1G road-upset. (hard to do in any year, let alone game/year one)

Sorry if I jinxed it. (...maybe)

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

I was 7-5 before the year, seeing the offense I’d change it to 5-7.

Minnesota will be one of the best defenses we play, but Satterfield better figure it out because Sims is the card they wanted.

 

[DuckSker]

Minnesota will be one of the best defenses we play, but Satterfield better figure it out because Sims is the card they wanted.

I’m licking my chops if im D-coordinators in the Big Ten right now. Stack the fuckin box and let Sims throw picks

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

I’m licking my chops if im D-coordinators in the Big Ten right now. Stack the fuckin box and let Sims throw picks

Yeah, Satterfield is going to have to figure it out.

Good news is our defense and special teams should allow him a healthy amount of wiggle room

 

[iruletheskool]

Minnesota will be one of the best defenses we play, but Satterfield better figure it out because Sims is the card they wanted.

Why would you want a yuge risk/minimal reward run fast QB turnover machine over someone who is low risk/minimal reward game manager QB

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Why would you want a yuge risk/minimal reward run fast QB turnover machine over someone who is low risk/minimal reward game manager QB

No fucking clue...

 

[DuckSker]

Yeah, Satterfield is going to have to figure it out.

Good news is our defense and special teams should allow him a healthy amount of wiggle room

Take away Ervins 27 yarder and Grant/Ervin went for a combined 16 carries and 54 yards last night. Sims being our leading rusher is not a recipe for success

 

[iruletheskool]

No fucking clue...

Watching our QB's turnover away games the last 20 years really soured me on the idea of Sims from the beginning and now I'm just angry about it

 

[BingoDingo]

Fuck.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Take away Ervins 27 yarder and Grant/Ervin went for a combined 16 carries and 54 yards last night. Sims being our leading rusher is not a recipe for success

I mean if we are going to play that game.... Gabe was also averaging 5 yards a carry if you take out his 27 yard run.

Why we abandoned him in that game is beyond me.

Nebraska had a 53% success rate while rushing. Minnesota was at 24% for context.

Satterfield needs to figure it out.