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[Kaladin]

@Kaladin Jury deliberates for 17 mins then sends a question out for the Court.

"Do we get to decide consecutive or concurrent?"

ME LOOKING OVER AT THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY AND DEFENDANT KNOWING I JUST GOT GUILTY VERDICTS ON 2 UNCLASSIFIED FELONIES (10 to life)

lol Missouri juries don’t mess around I guess

 

[God is a Husker]

lol Missouri juries don’t mess around I guess

Count 1) Assault 1st degree = beat a guy so much that he is now a paraplegic (had him come testify in his power chair, piss bag hanging off the back)


Count 2) Assault 1st degree = Cut off a dudes nose with a knife


Count 3) Armed Criminal Action = used a weapon to commit a felony (this is already always consecutive so I knew I had guilty verdicts on all counts if the Jury was asking that question)


PS: Im drunk

 

[HCFord1]

Count 1) Assault 1st degree = beat a guy so much that he is now a paraplegic (had him come testify in his power chair, piss bag hanging off the back)


Count 2) Assault 1st degree = Cut off a dudes nose with a knife


Count 3) Armed Criminal Action = used a weapon to commit a felony (this is already always consecutive so I knew I had guilty verdicts on all counts if the Jury was asking that question)


PS: Im drunk

Hopefully he gets life

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Count 1) Assault 1st degree = beat a guy so much that he is now a paraplegic (had him come testify in his power chair, piss bag hanging off the back)


Count 2) Assault 1st degree = Cut off a dudes nose with a knife


Count 3) Armed Criminal Action = used a weapon to commit a felony (this is already always consecutive so I knew I had guilty verdicts on all counts if the Jury was asking that question)


PS: Im drunk

He was just about to turn his life around!

 

[Goskers07]

Count 1) Assault 1st degree = beat a guy so much that he is now a paraplegic (had him come testify in his power chair, piss bag hanging off the back)


Count 2) Assault 1st degree = Cut off a dudes nose with a knife


Count 3) Armed Criminal Action = used a weapon to commit a felony (this is already always consecutive so I knew I had guilty verdicts on all counts if the Jury was asking that question)


PS: Im drunk

Starting to think he wasn't a very nice guy.

 

[God is a Husker]

Hopefully he gets life

He was just about to turn his life around!

Starting to think he wasn't a very nice guy.

FEMALE DEFENDANT YOU SEXIST PIGS

 

[HCFord1]

FEMALE DEFENDANT YOU SEXIST PIGS

Oh…





























Pics?

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

FEMALE DEFENDANT YOU SEXIST PIGS

Well now I think the guy from that first charge is a little bit of a pussy.

 

[Goskers07]

FEMALE DEFENDANT YOU SEXIST PIGS