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[Kaladin]

@Kaladin Jury deliberates for 17 mins then sends a question out for the Court.

"Do we get to decide consecutive or concurrent?"

ME LOOKING OVER AT THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY AND DEFENDANT KNOWING I JUST GOT GUILTY VERDICTS ON 2 UNCLASSIFIED FELONIES (10 to life)

lol Missouri juries don’t mess around I guess

 

[God is a Husker]

lol Missouri juries don’t mess around I guess

Count 1) Assault 1st degree = beat a guy so much that he is now a paraplegic (had him come testify in his power chair, piss bag hanging off the back)


Count 2) Assault 1st degree = Cut off a dudes nose with a knife


Count 3) Armed Criminal Action = used a weapon to commit a felony (this is already always consecutive so I knew I had guilty verdicts on all counts if the Jury was asking that question)


PS: Im drunk

 

[HCFord1]

Count 1) Assault 1st degree = beat a guy so much that he is now a paraplegic (had him come testify in his power chair, piss bag hanging off the back)


Count 2) Assault 1st degree = Cut off a dudes nose with a knife


Count 3) Armed Criminal Action = used a weapon to commit a felony (this is already always consecutive so I knew I had guilty verdicts on all counts if the Jury was asking that question)


PS: Im drunk

Hopefully he gets life

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Count 1) Assault 1st degree = beat a guy so much that he is now a paraplegic (had him come testify in his power chair, piss bag hanging off the back)


Count 2) Assault 1st degree = Cut off a dudes nose with a knife


Count 3) Armed Criminal Action = used a weapon to commit a felony (this is already always consecutive so I knew I had guilty verdicts on all counts if the Jury was asking that question)


PS: Im drunk

He was just about to turn his life around!

 

[Goskers07]

Count 1) Assault 1st degree = beat a guy so much that he is now a paraplegic (had him come testify in his power chair, piss bag hanging off the back)


Count 2) Assault 1st degree = Cut off a dudes nose with a knife


Count 3) Armed Criminal Action = used a weapon to commit a felony (this is already always consecutive so I knew I had guilty verdicts on all counts if the Jury was asking that question)


PS: Im drunk

Starting to think he wasn't a very nice guy.

 

[God is a Husker]

Hopefully he gets life

He was just about to turn his life around!

Starting to think he wasn't a very nice guy.

FEMALE DEFENDANT YOU SEXIST PIGS

 

[HCFord1]

FEMALE DEFENDANT YOU SEXIST PIGS

Oh…





























Pics?

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

FEMALE DEFENDANT YOU SEXIST PIGS

Well now I think the guy from that first charge is a little bit of a pussy.

 

[Goskers07]

FEMALE DEFENDANT YOU SEXIST PIGS

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

Can we make a thread for lawyer stories? This is great!

 

[God is a Husker]

Well now I think the guy from that first charge is a little bit of a pussy.

Victim #1 got knocked out by male Co-Defendant and is unconscious on the ground outside. Victim #2 and eye witness get Male defendant's drunk ass back inside the house to deescalate.

While Victim #1 was unconscious on the ground outside the female defendant jumped on top of Victim #1 and started punching him and kicking him in the face and head.

Victim #2 comes back outside and runs over to pull Female Defendant off of Victim #1.

Female defendant then grabbed a box cutter off the porch (they were in the middle of finishing building a new porch) and swung the box cutter the face of Victim #2 and sliced off the front 25% of Victim #2's nose. (Had it been a regular knife it would have been way worse)


Background: Victim #1 is in his 60s and owns a construction company that flips houses on Lake of the Ozarks. He and his crew live in campers or in the house itself while working on the house then move to another site while they sell that one.

Male Defendant worked for Victim #1 and so did Victim #2. Female defendant was live in GF of male Defendant.

Friday night/early Saturday morning party after the work week and everybody is drunk and exchanging words etc. Victim #1 tells male Defendant this is male defendant's last job on this crew, the next house Victim #1 won't need a crew as large.

Male defendant freaked out and punched Victim #1 in the face so hard he fell back over the porch on to the ground. (18-24 inch drop on to grass, so not the reason for the injuries)

Victim #2 and another eye witness manage to get Male Defendant's drunk ass inside the house and away from Victim #1.

Female Defendant was drunk and when everybody was inside she jumps down and starts assaulting the unconscious Victim #1.

When Victim #2 runs out to pull her off she slices off his nose.


Male Defendant has a prior Felony Assault (he got in a coworker fight in the North Dakota oil fields and rammed his pickup into somebody's trailer house then fired 9 rounds from his .40 S&W into the trailer.

Female Defendant multiple prior Felony convictions for Meth and property damage from the State of Florida.

An unholy alliance of Florida meth trash and an oil field psycho drunk at Lake of the Ozarks.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Victim #1 got knocked out by male Co-Defendant and is unconscious on the ground outside. Victim #2 and eye witness get Male defendant's drunk ass back inside the house to deescalate.

While Victim #1 was unconscious on the ground outside the female defendant jumped on top of Victim #1 and started punching him and kicking him in the face and head.

Victim #2 comes back outside and runs over to pull Female Defendant off of Victim #1.

Female defendant then grabbed a box cutter off the porch (they were in the middle of finishing building a new porch) and swung the box cutter the face of Victim #2 and sliced off the front 25% of Victim #2's nose. (Had it been a regular knife it would have been way worse)


Background: Victim #1 is in his 60s and owns a construction company that flips houses on Lake of the Ozarks. He and his crew live in campers or in the house itself while working on the house then move to another site while they sell that one.

Male Defendant worked for Victim #1 and so did Victim #2. Female defendant was live in GF of male Defendant.

Friday night/early Saturday morning party after the work week and everybody is drunk and exchanging words etc. Victim #1 tells male Defendant this is male defendant's last job on this crew, the next house Victim #1 won't need a crew as large.

Male defendant freaked out and punched Victim #1 in the face so hard he fell back over the porch on to the ground. (18-24 inch drop on to grass, so not the reason for the injuries)

Victim #2 and another eye witness manage to get Male Defendant's drunk ass inside the house and away from Victim #1.

Female Defendant was drunk and when everybody was inside she jumps down and starts assaulting the unconscious Victim #1.

When Victim #2 runs out to pull her off she slices off his nose.


Male Defendant has a prior Felony Assault (he got in a coworker fight in the North Dakota oil fields and rammed his pickup into somebody's trailer house then fired 9 rounds from his .40 S&W into the trailer.

Female Defendant multiple prior Felony convictions for Meth and property damage from the State of Florida.

An unholy alliance of Florida meth trash and an oil field psycho drunk at Lake of the Ozarks.

No disrespect to tradesman ... but it must be something in the water (or beer). Had an assistant scoutmaster show up with some facial stitches to a campout. Nobody said much, but around the campfire, he regaled us with the events of the previous day.

He was a carpenter and apparently a scheduling argument broke out with the steamfitters that were on site. One of the steamfitters grabbed a length of pipe and got in a couple of licks on him before he reached down into his tool belt, found his claw hammer and swung it up - claw first - into that little soft spot on the bottom of the jawbone. He claimed he pulled the steamfitter towards him until they were nose-to-nose, and asked him if they were done here.

I've never looked at a regular ol' claw hammer the same way since.

 

[SoCal_Corn]

 

[TampaBaySkers]

Victim #1 got knocked out by male Co-Defendant and is unconscious on the ground outside. Victim #2 and eye witness get Male defendant's drunk ass back inside the house to deescalate.

While Victim #1 was unconscious on the ground outside the female defendant jumped on top of Victim #1 and started punching him and kicking him in the face and head.

Victim #2 comes back outside and runs over to pull Female Defendant off of Victim #1.

Female defendant then grabbed a box cutter off the porch (they were in the middle of finishing building a new porch) and swung the box cutter the face of Victim #2 and sliced off the front 25% of Victim #2's nose. (Had it been a regular knife it would have been way worse)


Background: Victim #1 is in his 60s and owns a construction company that flips houses on Lake of the Ozarks. He and his crew live in campers or in the house itself while working on the house then move to another site while they sell that one.

Male Defendant worked for Victim #1 and so did Victim #2. Female defendant was live in GF of male Defendant.

Friday night/early Saturday morning party after the work week and everybody is drunk and exchanging words etc. Victim #1 tells male Defendant this is male defendant's last job on this crew, the next house Victim #1 won't need a crew as large.

Male defendant freaked out and punched Victim #1 in the face so hard he fell back over the porch on to the ground. (18-24 inch drop on to grass, so not the reason for the injuries)

Victim #2 and another eye witness manage to get Male Defendant's drunk ass inside the house and away from Victim #1.

Female Defendant was drunk and when everybody was inside she jumps down and starts assaulting the unconscious Victim #1.

When Victim #2 runs out to pull her off she slices off his nose.


Male Defendant has a prior Felony Assault (he got in a coworker fight in the North Dakota oil fields and rammed his pickup into somebody's trailer house then fired 9 rounds from his .40 S&W into the trailer.

Female Defendant multiple prior Felony convictions for Meth and property damage from the State of Florida.

An unholy alliance of Florida meth trash and an oil field psycho drunk at Lake of the Ozarks.

How are all these violent felons out of jail - they are unfit for civilized society and will never change

 

[Kinish]

Victim #1 got knocked out by male Co-Defendant and is unconscious on the ground outside. Victim #2 and eye witness get Male defendant's drunk ass back inside the house to deescalate.

While Victim #1 was unconscious on the ground outside the female defendant jumped on top of Victim #1 and started punching him and kicking him in the face and head.

Victim #2 comes back outside and runs over to pull Female Defendant off of Victim #1.

Female defendant then grabbed a box cutter off the porch (they were in the middle of finishing building a new porch) and swung the box cutter the face of Victim #2 and sliced off the front 25% of Victim #2's nose. (Had it been a regular knife it would have been way worse)


Background: Victim #1 is in his 60s and owns a construction company that flips houses on Lake of the Ozarks. He and his crew live in campers or in the house itself while working on the house then move to another site while they sell that one.

Male Defendant worked for Victim #1 and so did Victim #2. Female defendant was live in GF of male Defendant.

Friday night/early Saturday morning party after the work week and everybody is drunk and exchanging words etc. Victim #1 tells male Defendant this is male defendant's last job on this crew, the next house Victim #1 won't need a crew as large.

Male defendant freaked out and punched Victim #1 in the face so hard he fell back over the porch on to the ground. (18-24 inch drop on to grass, so not the reason for the injuries)

Victim #2 and another eye witness manage to get Male Defendant's drunk ass inside the house and away from Victim #1.

Female Defendant was drunk and when everybody was inside she jumps down and starts assaulting the unconscious Victim #1.

When Victim #2 runs out to pull her off she slices off his nose.


Male Defendant has a prior Felony Assault (he got in a coworker fight in the North Dakota oil fields and rammed his pickup into somebody's trailer house then fired 9 rounds from his .40 S&W into the trailer.

Female Defendant multiple prior Felony convictions for Meth and property damage from the State of Florida.

An unholy alliance of Florida meth trash and an oil field psycho drunk at Lake of the Ozarks.

holy fuck.

I cannot imagine working all week on a house. staying a camper outside with my 3 other fucktard "colleagues" and then all getting drunk together

that's just a barrel of gasoline with unstable idiots who have lighters and blowtorches