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its my birthday. im old balls. ive also had 7 beers
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Sign Up Now!its my birthday. im old balls. ive also had 7 beers
Happy Birthday, you deckless wonder!its my birthday. im old balls. ive also had 7 beers
For the love of gawd who would want a 4 story house? My fucking knees would go out walking up and down themGuy I talked to this weekend said RE tax and insurance gets way worse if over 4 floors.
Maybe @MtnHusker can confirm or deny.
My office is on the third story of our house. Laundry is in the basement and sometimes doing laundry during a weekday feels like a workout.For the love of gawd who would want a 4 story house? My fucking knees would go out walking up and down them
I thought I was out of shape.My office is on the third story of our house. Laundry is in the basement and sometimes doing laundry during a weekday feels like a workout.
I always thought the same thing. Had that glow in his eyesHe always looked like he was high on marijuana
Maybe he smoked a bowl before the game, hence the poor effort
hi guys. gonna be a hot fucker next week or so. powder those nuts!
hi guys. gonna be a hot fucker next week or so. powder those nuts!
Why don’t YOU powder YOUR nuts
You seriously not dusting the twins post shower with a little Gold Bond? What kind of fucking savage are you? It's 2023 FFS! Insta-cool refreshing moment that helps keep you comfy. What's not to like?![]()
Why don’t YOU powder YOUR nuts
lmy first pxp game is tonight, pretty excited, a little anxious. wish me luck
Is pxp a druglmy first pxp game is tonight, pretty excited, a little anxious. wish me luck
“deab”….i did a deab. play by play on the radioIs pxp a drug
What is tgis
😂😂😂😂i may use that last one![]()
Just remember the folks listening on the radio have NO IDEA what is actually happening. This is your chance to have some fun with it. Make up things like streakers taking the field, the marching band crashing into each other, and channel your inner Lyle Bremser:
"He's at the 10, the 20 ... he lost his shoe. NOPE, it's the FOOTBALL!"
That, amigo, is an actual pxp call from the legend, Lyle Bremser. The yard markers were probably different, but at the twilight of his career. Lyle's vision was ... not good. Have fun with it - good luck, and remember that you've done this before.😂😂😂😂i may use that last one
I just left the title agency from closing on my new place. Picked up a case of natural light and can't decide if I should drink my first beer on the wrap around porch/deck, the back deck and patio, or the swimming pool? TIA“deab”….i did a deab. play by play on the radio