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MLPFC Shit Posting

He was the dipshit running it up on the local farmer that owned all around it already. Don’t let the articles mislead you to think that two farmers were bidding. Herbster is no fucking farmer!


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That is fucking nuts. Highest price I’ve heard of in southwest Cockeye is 400 acres near Woodbine (18 miles north of Beebeetown) that went for $14,400 per.

Yore deal is almost double that. Sweet baby Jesus, please make it stop.




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55.56 acres in Remsen, Cockeye went for $26,250 a few weeks ago

https://journalstar.com/agriculture...cle_d54a675d-0fb1-5ddf-9bb4-62587d9e8043.html
 
hope all you farmers are doing well. Life is good. Little guy is 6 months, poopin’ and fartin’ just like dad. It’s definitely starting to be snow bird weather in AZ. Patio sliders been open all evening. Really loving life in AZ, such a breathe of fresh air from living in CO.
Headed yore way in March. You still drink beer, ya old coot?



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Those had better be Valley center pivots, by Gawd. *



* Valmont was a former client of mine back in the IT consulting days. Really good people to work with.
Ole Reeds center pivot is a little different-
 

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BREAKING: My Dad just texted me that he "invested" $150 in 10 MO POWERBALL Tickets. Jackpot is $1.5 Billion.



Random nerd moment, when the jackpot gets up somewhere in this vicinity, the expected value of a ticket (depending on how you factor odds of multiple winners, taxes, etc.) can actually be slightly higher than the $2 you spend.

But why is he paying $15 a ticket?
 
Random nerd moment, when the jackpot gets up somewhere in this vicinity, the expected value of a ticket (depending on how you factor odds of multiple winners, taxes, etc.) can actually be slightly higher than the $2 you spend.

But why is he paying $15 a ticket?


He got multiple sets of numbers on each ticket.

Don’t question his investing, it’s basically a blue chip stock portfolio. (but for Valentine High School graduates)
 
The odds of winning the big prize was 1 in 292,000,000 last week. Higher now. Good luck.
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I bought 10 tickets this morning. I’ve already called the John Deere dealer about my brand new combine and 3 tractors, the 200,000 bu bin site is already spoken for, and I bought 5 qtrs… your telling me I don’t have a Billy in the bank?
 
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I bought 10 tickets this morning. I’ve already called the John Deere dealer about my brand new combine and 3 tractors, the 200,000 bu bin site is already spoken for, and I bought 5 qtrs… your telling me I don’t have a Billy in the bank?
I’ll visit from my soon-to-be-mine 2,000 acre sanctuary overlooking the Sangre de Christo mountains outside of Westcliffe, CO. Via private jet, naturally. Please use your equipment to prepare a flawless landing strip (not the kind that @Elizabeth Reed is used to).
 
I’ll visit from my soon-to-be-mine 2,000 acre sanctuary overlooking the Sangre de Christo mountains outside of Westcliffe, CO. Via private jet, naturally. Please use your equipment to prepare a flawless landing strip (not the kind that @Elizabeth Reed is used to).


Why buy 2,000 acres in the mountains when you can buy 640 acres outside of Falls City?



Edit: (cuz $27,000+ an acre)
 
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