MLPFC Shit Posting

[Woodrow F Call]

No population decline in this millennial home.

The rest of the boys on the board need to get to creampie’in

Creampied the gf this morning. Mirena stopped the fertility

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Right now I’m trying to convince her to let me dress him up as a football or an ear if corn for Halloween. She wants to dress him as Piglet, 2 year old son to be Tigger, she will be Winnie the Pooh and I have to dress up as Eeyore.



Gotta fight one battle at a time. Once I defeat the Winnie the Pooh family costume idea I will move on to Run the Damn Ball clothing.

Here’s me with my first son in 2018

 

[LoudHogRider]

I asked baby #2 if he likes the air raid, he gave me the bird and said Run the Damn Ball. Wife is doing great and we are already back home. Way easier time than the first baby. (He has blue eyes and a ton of brown hair and light brown skin already, he is gonna get laid so easy with small town white girls.)

Congratulations, amigo. Super happy for you guys, and glad to hear everyone is doing well.

RTDB!

 

[HCFord1]

I asked baby #2 if he likes the air raid, he gave me the bird and said Run the Damn Ball. Wife is doing great and we are already back home. Way easier time than the first baby. (He has blue eyes and a ton of brown hair and light brown skin already, he is gonna get laid so easy with small town white girls.)

Congrats buddy!

No population decline in this millennial home.

The rest of the boys on the board need to get to creampie’in

2nd boy already in the works here

 

[kyle23]

I asked baby #2 if he likes the air raid, he gave me the bird and said Run the Damn Ball. Wife is doing great and we are already back home. Way easier time than the first baby. (He has blue eyes and a ton of brown hair and light brown skin already, he is gonna get laid so easy with small town white girls.)

Congrats! Glad to hear Mrs. RTDB and son are doing well.

 

[hothouse_corn]

Right now I’m trying to convince her to let me dress him up as a football or an ear if corn for Halloween. She wants to dress him as Piglet, 2 year old son to be Tigger, she will be Winnie the Pooh and I have to dress up as Eeyore.



Gotta fight one battle at a time. Once I defeat the Winnie the Pooh family costume idea I will move on to Run the Damn Ball clothing.

You will make a fantastic Eeyore.

Congrats!

 

[God is a Husker]

New PM of the UK is an Indian who’s family came from Africa.


Wife is pumped. She is on a hot streak.

Happy Diwali

 

[God is a Husker]

1st Doctor appointment done, now to raising canes for Mommy. (I refuse to eat at any of these places that are aggressors in the war on beef)

Run the Damn Baby

 

[bbenson67]

I asked baby #2 if he likes the air raid, he gave me the bird and said Run the Damn Ball. Wife is doing great and we are already back home. Way easier time than the first baby. (He has blue eyes and a ton of brown hair and light brown skin already, he is gonna get laid so easy with small town white girls.)

Really cute boy. Congratulations. Glad the baby and wife are doing well. You married well. As my Dad said the first time he met my wife, congratulations you now have at least a 50% chance of having beautiful children.

 

[bbenson67]

Greetings from Sarasota, Casey Key, Florida. Gorgeous and great weather.

One observation. This is the whitest place I've ever been. 4th day and my wife is still the only Asian we've seen. My rental car has California plates so I don't feel homesick I guess. All in all a great trip.

 

[God is a Husker]

You will make a fantastic Eeyore.

Opened today’s UPS delivery

 

[hothouse_corn]

Opened today’s UPS delivery

Bud, that's a Tigger.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Bud, that's a Tigger.

It’s more Poo-ification of his household. Can’t wait for this year’s Winnie the Poo themed family Christmas photo! 🤣

 

[God is a Husker]

Bud, that's a Tigger.

It’s more Poo-ification of his household. Can’t wait for this year’s Winnie the Poo themed family Christmas photo! 🤣

It was a pack of shirts, one for each character and member of the family.


The next shirt was Eeyore.

 

[HCFord1]

Just got an email from a client that they’re gonna being sending 2 VPs and a SVP to visit our office in Chennai, India on 1/27 and then hosting a meeting in New Delhi on 2/3.

Welp, my boss just got moved into another role so it’s literally only me managing my function but my wife is due in mid-February. @God is a Husker any tips on how to kill an entire week in India while also remaining very close to an international airport?

Just kidding, there’s a 0% chance I’m missing the birth of my child but I legit don’t know wtf I’m gonna do about this.

 

[God is a Husker]

Just got an email from a client that they’re gonna being sending 2 VPs and a SVP to visit our office in Chennai, India on 1/27 and then hosting a meeting in New Delhi on 2/3.

Welp, my boss just got moved into another role so it’s literally only me managing my function but my wife is due in mid-February. @God is a Husker any tips on how to kill an entire week in India while also remaining very close to an international airport?

Just kidding, there’s a 0% chance I’m missing the birth of my child but I legit don’t know wtf I’m gonna do about this.

If you end up going can you do me a favor and bring me back a suitcase full of oxy?


Be huge, thanks

 

[HCFord1]

If you end up going can you do me a favor and bring me back a suitcase full of oxy?


Be huge, thanks

Better get to me before my wife literally kills me in that scenario

 

[LoudHogRider]

If your parents or grandparents didn’t have that painting and a Birdseye picture of the farm taken sometime in the 80s up in their house….than you aren’t a real Nebraskan.


Simple as

My Uncle Floyd (and also my Godfather), 1968. Run The Damn Ball!



Edited to add: At his eulogy, I found out that he had survived two of the three "meat grinder" islands in the Pacific Theater in WWII as a U.S. Marine and was actually "in country" in Japan when they surrendered.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Just got an email from a client that they’re gonna being sending 2 VPs and a SVP to visit our office in Chennai, India on 1/27 and then hosting a meeting in New Delhi on 2/3.

Welp, my boss just got moved into another role so it’s literally only me managing my function but my wife is due in mid-February. @God is a Husker any tips on how to kill an entire week in India while also remaining very close to an international airport?

Just kidding, there’s a 0% chance I’m missing the birth of my child but I legit don’t know wtf I’m gonna do about this.

well, that does throw a wrench into your plans. However, easy option in these stupid times. Get a positive Covid test Ford then you can’t fly

 

[Eloot224]