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NOBODY disrespects dog shit in front of me, Mr!Dog shit, Casey’s pizza, what’s the difference?
If @LoudHogRider leaves any piece of you intact, I'm next up. Turrible take.
And fighting over gas station pizza ain't worth my time or the cost of gas needed to get to a Hy-Vee parking lot.
Look at me, turning over a new kinder, gentler leaf in 2021. I haven't wanted to smite anything so far this year. Getting old sucks.