NSFW Let’s talk TACO BELL

[ThomOsborneMD]

Important science what do you order

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Important science what do you order

I don't know but now I want it.... Thanks fucker... Probably grubhub it

 

[Jim14510]

Biggest mistake was getting rid of the double decker taco

 

[Ext. 55]

Taco Bell is for the losers.

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Taco Bell is for the losers.

Agreed. I love it.

 

[BingoDingo]

Biggest mistake was getting rid of the double decker taco

Bruh. This. Can't believe they would do me like that.

 

[Fargo Husker]

Cheesy Gordita Crunch is the GOAT fast food item.

 

[DrinkItIn]

Does anyone remember the Santa Fe Chalupa? That shit was so good. I ate a ton of those in the late '90s.

 

[Johannes de Silentio]

Cheesy Gordita Crunch is the GOAT fast food item.

Great call. If I want to feel like a huge fatass (and who doesn't sometimes?), I'll get two Cheesy Gordita Crunches, a Mexican Pizza (RIP soon), and a large Mountain Dew. That's a goddamned winner.

 

[cwessel76]

Not going to lie I haven’t been to Taco Bell in probably 15 years. Ever since I had diarrhea so bad I was essentially pissing out of my asshole I can’t think of that place without having stomach cramps.

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Not going to lie I haven’t been to Taco Bell in probably 15 years. Ever since I had diarrhea so bad I was essentially pissing out of my asshole I can’t think of that place without having stomach cramps.

that’s part of the experience

 

[V-Doub]

Don’t you ever make me choose between a cheesy gordita crunch and the mexican pizza!

 

[hothouse_corn]

Not going to lie I haven’t been to Taco Bell in probably 15 years. Ever since I had diarrhea so bad I was essentially pissing out of my asshole I can’t think of that place without having stomach cramps.

that’s part of the experience

Thanks, you two. Thom sent me to taco bell this morning, and cwessel predicted the results.

 

[Husker_in_OK]

Does anyone remember the Santa Fe Chalupa? That shit was so good. I ate a ton of those in the late '90s.

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I also ate the shit out of the Chalupa's in the late 90's. Like 10 to 15 a week.

 

[HCFord1]

I don't know but now I want it.... Thanks fucker... Probably grubhub it

I made that mistake last weekend. They delivered exactly half of my order.

Grubhub reimbursed for the missing items and asked if there was anything else they could do. I told them that I’d appreciate getting the rest of our order, since we ordered that amount of food for a reason. They told me I could submit a new order.

I explained to them that there’s a delivery fee so they gave me $5. I told them that wouldn’t cover the second driver tip and they said that tipping is always optional and so they couldn’t credit me anything more.

They’re a garbage company who grew faster than their technology and staff could accommodate. One of our friends works in recruiting and at one point they were literally just hiring as many people as possible without any org plan because they had just acquired Yelp and didn’t know how to integrate. The fact that they just released a live order tracking map within the last couple of months while all of their competitors have allowed it for years tells you all you need to know. They focused all of their investment on acquiring customers through buying competitors and it never occurred to them that another company could come through and destroy them by simply providing a better service.

Door Dash shits all of Grubhub if you can get it where you live, and you also get free Door Dash pass for no delivery fees and reduced fees/taxes if you have a Chase Sapphire Reserve.

/rant.

 

[Cornstar]

Not going to lie I haven’t been to Taco Bell in probably 15 years. Ever since I had diarrhea so bad I was essentially pissing out of my asshole I can’t think of that place without having stomach cramps.

Sorry for your weak ass stomach. Just like building up your immune system, you need to expose your stomach to nasty shit more often so you don't have this problem. Teach that fucker who's boss.