It's my wife and I's planned sex night.... (1 Viewer)

[Dble E]

I just walked by her and her fart about made me yak.....

Not sure i can get that smell out of my nose in the next 2 hours.....

Suggestions?

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I'd skip the analingus tonight but other than that plow on brother

 

[Dble E]

I'd skip the analingus tonight but other than that plow on brother

I mean she can't blame me for straight missionary can she?

 

[Cookiemonster]

Shower sex

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I mean she can't blame me for straight missionary can she?

If you ain't doing straight missionary with the intent of procreation, you might wanna book yourself for confession at 7AM

 

[Dble E]

I wonder if the fart is the new "I got a headache."

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

Tell her the fart made you limp but maybe if you could drop a Cleveland steamer on her chest that could make up for it…then fuck like rabbits

 

[HuskerMarine]

Do you guys happen to have a butt plug you can use for this session? Maybe one with a jewel?

 

[Jim14510]

I wonder if the fart is the new "I got a headache."

Could have been intentional. Certainly wouldn't rule it out.

 

[#HBD]

I just walked by her and her fart about made me yak.....

Not sure i can get that smell out of my nose in the next 2 hours.....

Suggestions?

I highly recommend jacking yourself instead, brother. Far more enjoyable and sans stench..

 

[Jim14510]

Tell her the fart made you limp but maybe if you could drop a Cleveland steamer on her chest that could make up for it…then fuck like rabbits

In until Cleveland Steamer. I would use it to negotiate a blow job and cowgirl though.

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

In until Cleveland Steamer. I would use it to negotiate a blow job and cowgirl though.

Live a little Jimbo…

 

[Dble E]

I could shove some Vicks Vapor Rub into my nostrils.

 

[dsbigred1]

Just tell her you don’t feel like sticking the standard 2-3 fingers in there tonight. Or spray some poo-pouri on her asshole as foreplay.

 

[Jim14510]

I could shove some Vicks Vapor Rub into my nostrils.

Just start drinking. Dulls rhe senses. Whiskey maybe.

 

[Herbie]

Sex is gross anyways.

Watch the jersey shore.

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

Sex is gross anyways.

Watch the jersey shore.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

when it's business time later this evening you need to look her in the eyes and rip the best fart you can. if you don't re-establish fart dominance she'll never respect you again

 

[cwessel76]

Update?

 

[stonesak]