It's my wife and I's planned sex night....

[Ext. 55]

Traditionally in situations like this I return the favor with a huge explosive fart that comes from the deepest of the bowels while I’m getting a blowie…the gag on my manhood from the surprise is always an added bonus.

Don’t fuck around here. Let her know who’s the fucking boss.

 

[Snockered69]

 

[MtnHusker]

I'm a problem solver, get yourself a Hot Tub

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

I miss the days I would even flinch over this.

But thinking back to when I would, 2 old fashioneds and/or 4 beers. Zero shits given

 

[Jim14510]

2 old fashioneds

Told you opee. Whiskey. @Dble E is also quite a bit older than us so surprised this is an issue. Must have been really rank.

 

[Red Dog]

Planned sex night? Remind me to never get married

 

[HCFord1]

Planned sex night? Remind me to never get married

Getting married is fine, it’s kids that are the cock blocks.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

Hang out with your girlfriend instead.

 

[Dble E]

Whelp...ole gal took a dump and a shower and came to bed. We were golden.....

 

[cwessel76]

Whelp...ole gal took a dump and a shower and came to bed. We were golden.....

 

[dsbigred1]

Whelp...ole gal took a dump and a shower and came to bed. We were golden.....

 

[LoudHogRider]

Whelp...ole gal took a dump and a shower and came to bed. We were golden.....

Take it to the 'ding' thread, amigo.

 

[Frogsker30]

Whelp...ole gal took a dump and a shower and came to bed. We were golden.....

Wait I always thought girls dont poop?

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Getting married is fine, it’s kids that are the cock blocks.

This is true...

Wife goes to bed early too.. So window isn't very big.

 

[Toe]

Whelp...ole gal took a dump and a shower and came to bed. We were golden.....

Golden... shower?

 

[Red Dog]

Getting married is fine, it’s kids that are the cock blocks.

 

[Adolph Coors]

This is true...

Wife goes to bed early too.. So window isn't very big.

its like a 5 minute window 😂

 

[HCFord1]

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Perfect 🤣

 

[Frogsker30]

its like a 5 minute window 😂

Shit all i need is a 5 second window

 

[Papa...Football]

Grown ass men bragging about banging their…..wait for it….wife!

Kudos?