Does your wife know about your girlfriend? (1 Viewer)

[HCFord1]

Some might even say... a booty blast

My favorite parts of his posts are how they come out of absolute nowhere and also the genuine disgust in the reactions to them.

 

[Alcaus]

I said no. My wife doesn’t know I’m secretly dating Kate Beckinsale.

Also, Kate Beckinsale doesn’t know I’m dating her and she hasn’t responded to my IG messages.

She’s notorious for this type of behavior.

 

[Tyneb23]

My wife is a charming and sweet woman. But she's also possesses the ability to turn into a vindinctive little cunt. If I ever cheated and she found out, she would absolutely send me a picture looking like this one:

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[dsbigred1]

My wife is a charming and sweet woman. But she's also possesses the ability to turn into a vindinctive little cunt. If I ever cheated and she found out, she would absolutely send me a picture looking like this one:

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Nothing about her cunt would be little after that..

 

[Baron Winnebago]

My favorite parts of his posts are how they come out of absolute nowhere and also the genuine disgust in the reactions to them.

He's in my top 2 of all time main board gimmicks with Straight Shootin' Greg Newton.

 

[God is a Husker]

My wife is a charming and sweet woman. But she's also possesses the ability to turn into a vindinctive little cunt. If I ever cheated and she found out, she would absolutely send me a picture looking like this one:

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FIFY

 

[greybeardedchild]

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I like the direction this is headed. You need to P.S. the offensive line in there at the back. Maybe a couple fullbacks sitting on the couch. IDK.

 

[LoudHogRider]

He's in my top 2 of all time main board gimmicks with Straight Shootin' Greg Newton.

May he RIP.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

He's in my top 2 of all time main board gimmicks with Straight Shootin' Greg Newton.

Was Greg Newton the one who told the long and elaborate stories that always ended in some sort of life lesson? There was one about playing little league and some new kid moving into town who was supposed to be this hot shot player. He was going to brush him back from the plate with some high heat, but beaned the kid in the middle of the back. Said the kid "screamed like a scalded ape." Turns out he got the name wrong and it was a different kid who had never even played baseball before

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Was Greg Newton the one who told the long and elaborate stories that always ended in some sort of life lesson? There was one about playing little league and some new kid moving into town who was supposed to be this hot shot player. He was going to brush him back from the plate with some high heat, but beaned the kid in the middle of the back. Said the kid "screamed like a scalded ape." Turns out he got the name wrong and it was a different kid who had never even played baseball before

I think so. This is one of the Greg Newton one's that I found

"Re: Cast of "Vacation"

Man my di*k used to sneeze all the time when I saw that long hair, beatiful breasted hole. I've probably produced more co*k snot from squeezing my pecker than any other woman in america. When I was 18, I had a cu*t drip that I used to pound guts with that had her same eyes and ears. the rest of her looked like a used diaper but, the eyes and ears were identical. Yeah, I bloodied her thigh lips for a good year just imaging I was with Mrs. Beverly. My cousin said he saw the real Beverly near little rock one time, so I got in my truck and headed north at around 100 mph. The whole way I'm rubbing my sex thumb, getting it harder than steel on a submarine. I was pounding beers the whole way up and using my dip cup as a c*m rag. I just left it under the seat, and pointed my pound stick down when it was about to throw up. I must have filled two dixie cups thinking about laying a field of glue seeds on those perfectly rounded torso pillows. When I got up there she had been gone for two hours on her flight out west. I was so ripe that I went and found me a professional in a crack village in east side little rock. I played thump the tongue with my willy for about 10 minutes until I realized the prostitute wasn't fingering her peach but was stroking its shaft. I still emptied my trash in its mouth, but that thing gave chicken pox on my love hammer."

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

I think so. This is one of the Greg Newton one's that I found

"Re: Cast of "Vacation"

Man my di*k used to sneeze all the time when I saw that long hair, beatiful breasted hole. I've probably produced more co*k snot from squeezing my pecker than any other woman in america. When I was 18, I had a cu*t drip that I used to pound guts with that had her same eyes and ears. the rest of her looked like a used diaper but, the eyes and ears were identical. Yeah, I bloodied her thigh lips for a good year just imaging I was with Mrs. Beverly. My cousin said he saw the real Beverly near little rock one time, so I got in my truck and headed north at around 100 mph. The whole way I'm rubbing my sex thumb, getting it harder than steel on a submarine. I was pounding beers the whole way up and using my dip cup as a c*m rag. I just left it under the seat, and pointed my pound stick down when it was about to throw up. I must have filled two dixie cups thinking about laying a field of glue seeds on those perfectly rounded torso pillows. When I got up there she had been gone for two hours on her flight out west. I was so ripe that I went and found me a professional in a crack village in east side little rock. I played thump the tongue with my willy for about 10 minutes until I realized the prostitute wasn't fingering her peach but was stroking its shaft. I still emptied my trash in its mouth, but that thing gave chicken pox on my love hammer."

Different guy, i remember now, but i remember greg now. He was a wordsmith. he could really spin a yarn.

 

[betsch]

My wife acts bipolar so it's kind of like having a wife and a girlfriend.

 

[God is a Husker]

My wife is a female so she acts bipolar so it's kind of like having a wife and a girlfriend.

FIFY

 

[Jim14510]

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[SlumpBuster]

more to life than sex sumbitch. Dominoes, Uno, Dylan raviolis, Utica, full backs to. Name a few.

What about ole Hank, wrasslin and tights? I know what gets your motor runnin

 

[SlumpBuster]

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[HuskerDocCo]

What about ole Hank, wrasslin and tights? I know what gets your motor runnin

slumpy, I agree. knee high July gets my boner jumpin sumbitch!!