If you could Time Travel back....

[DrinkItIn]

Somehow I would prevent TO from ruining Husker Football by anointing Solich as the heir apparent. NU could have had anyone they wanted back then and that is when this incestuous Husker ties bullshit started.

 

[dsbigred1]

I would tell Kenzie Maloney to sit on my face.

 

[Eaton Beaver]

I would of told LP to knock the shit out of Scott.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Would take back a fake obituary of Dr. Tom dated 1998 and told him he dies in every iteration if he retires before 2005