Hot Pockets (1 Viewer)

[HuskerGarrett]

I have a hot pocket basically every single day for lunch at the office. Is that not good?

 

[Dell Husker]

The thing that gets me about hot pockets is that no matter what I do, the ends burn the fuck out of my mouth and the middle is freezing cold

 

[Saudi_aurora]

Freezing cold, or hot ass fucking lava burning the lips.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Mine tend to be fine but maybe I am just a better Hot Pocket chef than you guys

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Is this a sex thing

 

[Daddy]

Pro-Tip - if your microwave has a rotating plate, put as much of the hot pocket as close to the edge as you can. This ensures a thorough warming. The closer the food is to the edge, the more heat it will be exposed to. Works great for pizza too.

 

[Daddy]

Also Gary, you're staring intestinal cancer in the eyes. Brass Balls Gary.

 

[Blackshirts_Win_'ships]

Is this a sex thing

This is what I expected. What is this literal bullshit, Gar?

 

[HuskerGarrett]

This is what I expected. What is this literal bullshit, Gar?

How can you be sure we are being literal?

I burnt my mouth on my hot pocket today

 

[Jim14510]

I remember having one when I was 12. When you reach your 20s you won't eat them anymore G

 

[Grits and Gravy]

Also Gary, you're staring intestinal cancer in the eyes. Brass Balls Gary.

 

[HCFord1]

I may or may not have had hot pockets for lunch as well...

 

[SoCal_Corn]

I have a hot pocket basically every single day for lunch at the office. Is that not good?

Are you 12?

 

[Black5hirt]

Lol, what are you, like 9?

I usually have a Lunchable with an EctoCooler.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I may or may not have had hot pockets for lunch as well...

What flavor

 

[BingoDingo]

I had a ham and chee a month or so ago... mafaka definitely wasn't as good as I remember.

 

[HCFord1]

What flavor

Pepperoni pizza. Duh.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

They're high in sodium. You'll die of a sodium overdose. GBR

 

[Grits and Gravy]

Pepperoni pizza. Duh.

 

[BushAK]

I went through a depression phase, when I got sent home from teaching due to Covid, where I lived in frozen burritos and chimichangas. Things cook pretty well in an air fryer fwiw.