Henry Doorly Zoo

[Tyneb23]

Went today for the first time in a couple of years, fantastic job they do but JFC the people there today was something out of Walmart and Golden corral. Hefty people lumbering around looking like a fleet of interstate busses clogging up lanes. Took forever to get through the aquarium almost running out of air with these enormous people taking all the oxygen out of place.

Edited Yes lots of fat ugly Cockeye people there.

 

[Kaladin]

Something like 80% of Americans are overweight or obese at this point

 

[slattimer]

I have a love/hate relationship with that place. I love taking my kids there. They really enjoy it. But you're right, the WM & GC crowd is always there. I hate all of the rude fat fucks that are completely oblivious to other people. Also, the lines to get food are a nightmare, especially at the African area one.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Must have been half off for Iowans today

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Was there today as well.

The Walmart crowd was in full force

 

[Jim14510]

Sounds like a typical day at the zoo.

 

[doublewing]

Most the US grows em big anymore and any gathering place - stadiums, airports, zoos, etc are going to be a showcase for the obesity problem in the US. Go to any state down South and it is 5x worse.

When you see a whole family of them it makes me sad. The kids take on the habits of the parents.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

My dad was locked in on the rattlesnakes like Maverick on Top Gun

 

[Cash68847]

Most the US grows em big anymore and any gathering place - stadiums, airports, zoos, etc are going to be a showcase for the obesity problem in the US. Go to any state down South and it is 5x worse.

When you see a whole family of them it makes me sad. The kids take on the habits of the parents.

Eating shit food plus technology has made people lazier.

 

[Grits and Gravy]

The monkeys stand for honesty, the giraffes are insincere
And the elephants are kindly, but they're dumb.
Orangutans are skeptical of changes in their cages
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.
Zebras are reactionaries, antelopes are missionaries
Pigeons plot in secrecy and the hamsters turn on frequently
What a gas you got to see
At the zoo.

 

[HuskerPAC]

It’s a top 3 people watching destination.

 

[God is a Husker]

Something like 80% of Americans are overweight or obese at this point

And we still can’t get 5 fucking guys to run the ball behind



SMGDH

 

[God is a Husker]

If anybody is traveling to the zoo from out of town I suggest staying at the Comfort Suites just a short drive down hwy 75 in Bellevue.


The entire property has been renovated by the new owners.



Being totally unbiased of course.



PS: link https://www.choicehotels.com/nebraska/bellevue/comfort-inn-hotels/ne141

 

[Goskers07]

If anybody is traveling to the zoo from out of town I suggest staying at the Comfort Suites just a short drive down hwy 75 in Bellevue.


The entire property has been renovated by the new owners.



Being totally unbiased of course.



PS: link https://www.choicehotels.com/nebraska/bellevue/comfort-inn-hotels/ne141

If i tell em I'm e-buddies with GIAH, does that get me half off?

 

[Pipe Line]

Got zoo passes for the family through work. I'm not personally a zoo fan but my dad wants to walk my daughter around in the stroller and my wife and mother in law love going.......I'm most likely fucked

 

[DrinkItIn]

I hate the fucking zoo man. Boring as shit IMO.

 

[Jim14510]

I hate the fucking zoo man. Boring as shit IMO.

What do you think your hate of animals stems from?

 

[DrinkItIn]

What do you think your hate of animals stems from?

I have lots of anger issues, but I just hate zoo animals.

 

[Kaladin]

What do you think your hate of animals stems from?

Perhaps his love of animals is where the hate stems from

 

[HuskerDocCo]

love to see the lions have a purge day on all the fats