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Tyneb23

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Went today for the first time in a couple of years, fantastic job they do but JFC the people there today was something out of Walmart and Golden corral. Hefty people lumbering around looking like a fleet of interstate busses clogging up lanes. Took forever to get through the aquarium almost running out of air with these enormous people taking all the oxygen out of place.

Edited Yes lots of fat ugly Cockeye people there.

fat honey boo boo GIF
 
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I have a love/hate relationship with that place. I love taking my kids there. They really enjoy it. But you're right, the WM & GC crowd is always there. I hate all of the rude fat fucks that are completely oblivious to other people. Also, the lines to get food are a nightmare, especially at the African area one.
 

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Most the US grows em big anymore and any gathering place - stadiums, airports, zoos, etc are going to be a showcase for the obesity problem in the US. Go to any state down South and it is 5x worse.

When you see a whole family of them it makes me sad. The kids take on the habits of the parents.
 

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Most the US grows em big anymore and any gathering place - stadiums, airports, zoos, etc are going to be a showcase for the obesity problem in the US. Go to any state down South and it is 5x worse.

When you see a whole family of them it makes me sad. The kids take on the habits of the parents.
Eating shit food plus technology has made people lazier.
 

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The monkeys stand for honesty, the giraffes are insincere
And the elephants are kindly, but they're dumb.
Orangutans are skeptical of changes in their cages
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.
Zebras are reactionaries, antelopes are missionaries
Pigeons plot in secrecy and the hamsters turn on frequently
What a gas you got to see
At the zoo.
 

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