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Favorite Joke

Its Halloween night and the doorbell rings in a nice suburban neighborhood. A middle aged man opens the door to his home and cheerfully greets the little boy dressed like a Pirate:

"Bick or Beat," exclaims the little boy.

Looking puzzled, the man asks, "do you mean Trick or Treat?"

The little boy says, "Yes, Bick or Beat."

Thinking the little boy must have some type of speech impediment, the man plays along holding out the bucket of candy.

"So what are you dressed as tonight?" asks the man.

"I'm a Birate, " says the little boy who answers back loudly.

The man then asks, "ok, where are your buccaneers?"

Seeming confused by the stupidity of the question, the little boy says, "They're on my bucking head, you bucking retard."
 
SoCal_Corn said:
He's great
Went to see him in last winter at the Celebrity Theatre in PHX.
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Appreciate the invite, amigo.

let george bush GIF
 
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