Crazy experience last night! Long read *Update*

[BIGSTICK67]

Good life experience. Your kids will remember this forever. They will also remember how your 1st thought was - is this a set-up.

That's usually the 1st thing my wife and I think; especially my wife. She is a conspiracy of all conspiracy theorists.

Honestly kind of curious along with @Jim14510 .......did she have a nice rack and ass? /

 

[Grits and Gravy]

I once had an experience like that as well, o.p. Only it was a possum. And I didn't stop, I just ran over it.





















































Seriously though, I don't think of any way that you could've handled that situation any better. Good job protecting your family and helping that messed up gal!

 

[Red Dog]

Ah yes, gotta love the “a bunch of brown men kidnapped me” defense

 

[Black Dean]

Ah yes, gotta love the “a bunch of brown men kidnapped me” defense

Racist bitch…still would bang

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Scottsbluff area you say........Sounds like Mrs. Bomber got out again. amirite @Elizabeth Reed ?

Several directions I could go with my response here but let's start with this..........the OP and I are very well acquainted for many years via family friends. Mrs. Bomber and I have driven that road well over a hundred times in our 30 yr marriage. Hitting a fucking deer (especially at night) is always a concern. Driving home that late on a Sunday night is a young man's game.

That said, I can't imagine coming upon the scene that Jessie described. There are several stretches of that road that are so desolate that driving 100 mph during the day and 80-85 at night would not be a big deal. I've done it many times. Back to the night's events, I've become much more keyed in on the "worst case scenario" as Jessie shared. What if it's a "set-up"? What if someone is trying to fuck with us? Crazy fucking world out there, even in no-man's land north of Scottsbluff.

At the end of the day (or night) we all still need to know the size and quality of the tits...........c'mon, Fitz. Pony up the details. And when are you going to share with Uncle Lenny?

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[Jim14510]

Several directions I could go with my response here but let's start with this..........the OP and I are very well acquainted for many years via family friends. Mrs. Bomber and I have driven that road well over a hundred times in our 30 yr marriage. Hitting a fucking deer (especially at night) is always a concern. Driving home that late on a Sunday night is a young man's game.

That said, I can't imagine coming upon the scene that Jessie described. There are several stretches of that road that are so desolate that driving 100 mph during the day and 80-85 at night would not be a big deal. I've done it many times. Back to the night's events, I've become much more keyed in on the "worst case scenario" as Jessie shared. What if it's a "set-up"? What if someone is trying to fuck with us? Crazy fucking world out there, even in no-man's land north of Scottsbluff.

At the end of the day (or night) we all still need to know the size and quality of the tits...........c'mon, amigo. Pony up the deets.

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Almost same exact situation I was in with a deer on I29 in North Dakota except deer bounced off my car and flew about 100 feet. If that was me driving girl wouldn't have seen rehab.

 

[Fitzjess21]

Guys to be honest I can't remember much of the physical details......she was young, appeared to be scared and distraught. She was thin and a decent looking girl though. I was more focused on the idea of random dudes sneaking up on my pickup than the size of her tatas.

After my internet search she appears to be native American. Has ties to Valentine and Rosebud reservation.

 

[Adolph Coors]

pics?

 

[MtnHusker]

Wow, that reads like an episode of CSI. I am not sure you could have handled that much better than you did. Quick thinking on your part thinking it could be a set up. Gotta kinda give her some credit for faking the kidnapping to try to get out of a DUI. Bet you wished you had a Dash Cam on your car.

In college we were driving down to the Lake of the Ozarks at night in the winter. We had like 4 car loads of drunk college friends. We were just going down to party at our buddies house. On the way down we were on this hilly windy road outside of Stover. It was pitch black out except for our headlights. We went around a corner and there in our headlights was a big ole Grizzly Adams looking guy probably about 25 years old with a beard standing on the side of the road wearing just overalls, no shirt or shoes. To make it more mind bottling he appeared to palming what looked like a basketball. This was like at 10:30 at night, and in the middle of no where. Like no homes within a half mile and just thick treed forests. Freaked us the fuck out. We wanted to pull over and investigate but we had all seen Deliverance. Nothing good was gonna happen with us going back there. Literally he was just standing on the side of the road watching oncoming traffic, and didn't flinch when we drove by. No shoes or shirt with a basketball on his side and it was probably 40 degrees out. You know we were freaked out if 6 drunk 20 year old guys were scared to approach 1 guy.

 

[Fitzjess21]

Several directions I could go with my response here but let's start with this..........the OP and I are very well acquainted for many years via family friends. Mrs. Bomber and I have driven that road well over a hundred times in our 30 yr marriage. Hitting a fucking deer (especially at night) is always a concern. Driving home that late on a Sunday night is a young man's game.

That said, I can't imagine coming upon the scene that Jessie described. There are several stretches of that road that are so desolate that driving 100 mph during the day and 80-85 at night would not be a big deal. I've done it many times. Back to the night's events, I've become much more keyed in on the "worst case scenario" as Jessie shared. What if it's a "set-up"? What if someone is trying to fuck with us? Crazy fucking world out there, even in no-man's land north of Scottsbluff.

At the end of the day (or night) we all still need to know the size and quality of the tits...........c'mon, Fitz. Pony up the details. And when are you going to share with Uncle Lenny?

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It was something straight out of a movie. Most bizarre thing I've ever been a part of. For like 45 minutes we thought we had found this kidnapped young girl. Kinda pisses me off if she was crying wolf about it. Even more so if the passenger was really hurt.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

It was something straight out of a movie. Most bizarre thing I've ever been a part of. For like 45 minutes we thought we had found this kidnapped young girl. Kinda pisses me off if she was crying wolf about it. Even more so if the passenger was really hurt.

Wonder how soon the story will hit our local newspaper/KNEB.com?


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[HuskerDocCo]

How big were the knockers George?

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[David Webb]

Guys to be honest I can't remember much of the physical details......she was young, appeared to be scared and distraught. She was thin and a decent looking girl though. I was more focused on the idea of random dudes sneaking up on my pickup than the size of her tatas.

After my internet search she appears to be native American. Has ties to Valentine and Rosebud reservation.

Care to share her name? I’ll be in Valentine the next couple of days and can ask the locals if they know what her story is.

 

[Snockered69]

Sounds like someone was curing covid. She is obviously a loyal reader of the gospel that is tPB.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Sounds like someone was curing covid. She is obviously a loyal reader of the gospel that is tPB.

I uh-gree! My balls were so flaccid readin that post. Expecting Tom rathman to rumble out of the ditch to help the young lass gbr

 

[Fitzjess21]

Original post has been updated with info. I'll post it here too.

Update: State patrol called and gave me info on the situation we experienced. It basically is a drunk driving case. He said had we not done what we did the passenger in the car most likely dies. She was extremely intoxicated and in and out of consciousness. She was also aspirating. Had we not noticed the car who knows what happens. The naked gal is in jail and quite a bit of trouble for dui and lying to the police.

 

[Adolph Coors]

Original post has been updated with info. I'll post it here too.

Update: State patrol called and gave me info on the situation we experienced. It basically is a drunk driving case. He said had we not done what we did the passenger in the car most likely dies. She was extremely intoxicated and in and out of consciousness. She was also aspirating. Had we not noticed the car who knows what happens. The naked gal is in jail and quite a bit of trouble for dui and lying to the police.

still no pics of drunk girl tits but ok