Ticket Mob might go crazy

[That SOB Van Owen]

Smart move by the AD. Keeping the blue hairs out and I applaud it.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Smart move by the AD. Keeping the blue hairs out and I applaud it.

You know - I hadn’t thought of this

 

[BIGSTICK67]

Great thread - thanks OP

Where's @oldred when we need him?

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Sorry for your poor friend. Maybe start a gofundme for him.

If you'd like a reason that's more relatable to you personally, e tickets means you're more likely to accidentally show your gay porn to the old lady scanning at the gate.

 

[Jim14510]

If you'd like a reason that's more relatable to you personally, e tickets means you're more likely to accidentally show your gay porn to the old lady scanning at the gate.

Der hurr

Don't bring me that weak shit.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Der hurr

Don't bring me that weak shit.

 

[Jim14510]

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Cmon. That was funny. Is it not funny because it was too obvious or cause you didn't know the rumor there were orgies at Armstrong/Westercamps place?

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Cmon. That was funny. Is it not funny because it was too obvious or cause you didn't know the rumor there were orgies at Armstrong/Westercamps place?

I'll admit that it's funny if you admit that you're a raging homosexual who shows your deviant porn to old ladies at Husker games.

 

[Jim14510]

I'll admit that it's funny if you admit that you're a raging homosexual who shows your deviant porn to old ladies at Husker games.

I'll agree to all of that except the homosexual part.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

I'll agree to all of that except the homosexual part.

 

[Herbie]

I don’t have a smart phone. Can I use carrier pigeon