This just in: Brits are wusses and Americans are crazy

[Herbie]

I'd rather fight almost anything instead of a chimp. having your dick and balls ripped off and your face eaten is probably a top 5 worst way to die

I could beat the shit out of a chimp

 

[Alcaus]

Nobody fucked with GG

 

[cwessel76]

Nobody fucked with GG

“Y’ALL PAYING ATTENTION? YOU’RE NEXT IF YOU KEEP SCREWING AROUND!”

 

[Jim14510]

I’m sure Florida Man skews the results a bit.

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Goose?

 

[Steveweiser316]

You ever get chased by a goose? Their confidence is terrifying.

I’ll kick that slack jawed motherfucker right in the dome.

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

Wild that nearly 20% think they could beat a chimp.

It's remarkable that any one said that they could beat a bear lion or tiger.

 

[Herbie]

I’ll kick that slack jawed motherfucker right in the dome.

 

[Tsakoi]

I'll just ask few questions:

How do any of you plan on damaging anything from the chimpanzee and on with your bare hands?

Do you think you are going to be able to punch or kick an elephant to death? Do you think you are going to choke the lion or the bear?

Explain your barehanded crocodile killing technique.

The only way humans were able to survive these animals in the past was by avoiding them when they were alone and using technology and teamwork/communication to take down a weak one while with a group of people and even then lots of dudes died or were totally maimed.


Thanks, i'll hang up and listen.

 

[dom91932]