Colorado going all out at practice

[Jim14510]

If we don’t beat Colorado by 5 touchdowns I might kill myself

Let me know if you need a gun.

It's Nebraska. We'll fuck it up somehow.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

And we’re big?

Says “position based on percentiles since 2014”. They nuked their whole roster, so can that still be accurate or am I missing something?

Edit: disregard I understand it now.

 

[Bootleg11]

What if we don’t beat them at all?

I will want to kill myself because of the loss

But I'll want to live to see the message boards.

 

[DrumMonkeyRobot]

I don’t know, what’s worse than killing myself?

Continuing to be a Nebraska fan.

 

[Lionsfan93]

Remember the BME Pain Olympics? That. (Don't google at work)

Oh God....I remember being in high school over at a buddies house looking this shit up. Hindsight, 95% had to have been faked. But at the time I just thought they did a bunch of blow first....

 

[DuckSker]

Says “position based on percentiles since 2014”. They nuked their whole roster, so can that still be accurate or am I missing something?

Edit: disregard I understand it now.

Our fan base is so cringey. Half of them haven’t even looked at their roster. “They look small”

Same people jizzing when Duval was packing 40 pound on guys “finally we are putting together a big ten sized roster”

Fast forward and now our current S&C staff is cutting the weight off guys like crazy. Same fans- “Guys are looking slim and in shape out there” “Bout time we had a real S&C staff”

 

[Jim14510]

And we’re big?

I had my doubts but defensive backs are about the same. 6' 190 Nebraska doesn't seperate corners and safeties.

Maybe the black is slimming.

I appreciate how excited you always are to defend the Buffs.

 

[greybeardedchild]

Our fan base is so cringey. Half of them haven’t even looked at their roster. “They look small”

Same people jizzing when Duval was packing 40 pound on guys “finally we are putting together a big ten sized roster”

Fast forward and now our current S&C staff is cutting the weight off guys like crazy. Same fans- “Guys are looking slim and in shape out there” “Bout time we had a real S&C staff”

Can't believe I'm saying this, but this is actually good, Duck. Quack Quack.

 

[Jim14510]

3 - listed as 6' - 190
30 - listed as 5' 10 175

 

[Baron Winnebago]

They're right that it's a no passing zone because why put the ball in the air when you can run right over their jobber front 7

 

[Jim14510]

Dunno one crouching
23? 5' 11" 205
46 6'0" 180

 

[Jim14510]

10 5'11" 180
27 5'9" 170
12 6'1' 185

 

[Lionsfan93]

Our fan base is so cringey. Half of them haven’t even looked at their roster. “They look small”

Same people jizzing when Duval was packing 40 pound on guys “finally we are putting together a big ten sized roster”

Fast forward and now our current S&C staff is cutting the weight off guys like crazy. Same fans- “Guys are looking slim and in shape out there” “Bout time we had a real S&C staff”

Don't you still think Nebraska is going to win by +20???

 

[DuckSker]

I had my doubts but defensive backs are about the same. 6' 190 Nebraska doesn't seperate corners and safeties.

Maybe the black is slimming.

I appreciate how excited you always are to defend the Buffs.

i dont think its the black. Our fans are just used to seeing our zoomed in practice videos from our hollywood level production staff. Seriously our video/production crew does amazing work.

Meanwhile in Boulder its just Deion’s oldest son filming with an iPhone from 20 yards away zooming in.

Our phychotic fan base being obsessed with bashing Deion and colorado will just make it that much worse if we do somehow lose. We need to just shut the fuck up until we win.

 

[Tsakoi]

Is TCU going to leave enough of them even walking upright for us to play the next week?

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3 - listed as 6' - 190
30 - listed as 5' 10 175

We'll know the truth when Arik Gilbert pancake blocks him through the mantle of the Earth.

 

[Jim14510]

We need to just shut the fuck up until we win.

That's no fun. Long offseason

 

[DuckSker]

That's no fun. Long offseason

Not necessarily us on here just the twitter tards. Barstool Colorado can’t post one practice video without 87 husker fans in their mentions talking about how small they are. It’s weird and embarrassing and will just fuel the fire for if we lose

 

[Lionsfan93]

We'll know the truth when Arik Gilbert Boerkircher pancake blocks him through the mantle of the Earth.

FIFY

 

[DuckSker]

We'll know the truth when Arik Gilbert pancake blocks him through the mantle of the Earth.

Gilbert get cleared? Last i heard it wasn’t looking good

 

[RedSeaRising]

We need to just shut the fuck up until we win.

Would you be willing to abide by this advice?