I was at one of my best friend’s bachelor parties on Saturday. We were watching football after we played Top Golf at a bar in downtown omaha.
This is where the brother of the bride who by 11:30 was smashed out of his mind got extremely annoying. My buddy’s soon to be wifes family is from Wisconsin. So as fate would have it, he’s a causal Wisconsin fan but not die hard.
As the guy who had to facilitate and manage this whole shindig, I walked up and had a conversation with him and said “You’re at a 12 while everyone is at a 5. We want you to have fun, but we need to take it down a tad.”
I thought he understood. I was wrong. He continued his annoying behavior and loudness. By the end of the Colorado game and the start of the Wisconsin game he was unbearable.
He yelled at the TV about something. I whipped my head around and made eye contact with him and I said “Alex, if you don’t shut the fuck up I will drag you out of this bar and fuck you in the street.” He nervous laughed and I maintained the exact same angry stare. Naturally he stopped being a dipshit. I meant what I said. Every word of it.