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Colorado Game Week Thread

I know some still melting….

I was at one of my best friend’s bachelor parties on Saturday. We were watching football after we played Top Golf at a bar in downtown omaha.

This is where the brother of the bride who by 11:30 was smashed out of his mind got extremely annoying. My buddy’s soon to be wifes family is from Wisconsin. So as fate would have it, he’s a causal Wisconsin fan but not die hard.

As the guy who had to facilitate and manage this whole shindig, I walked up and had a conversation with him and said “You’re at a 12 while everyone is at a 5. We want you to have fun, but we need to take it down a tad.”

I thought he understood. I was wrong. He continued his annoying behavior and loudness. By the end of the Colorado game and the start of the Wisconsin game he was unbearable.

He yelled at the TV about something. I whipped my head around and made eye contact with him and I said “Alex, if you don’t shut the fuck up I will drag you out of this bar and fuck you in the street.” He nervous laughed and I maintained the exact same angry stare. Naturally he stopped being a dipshit. I meant what I said. Every word of it.
 
I was at one of my best friend’s bachelor parties on Saturday. We were watching football after we played Top Golf at a bar in downtown omaha.

This is where the brother of the bride who by 11:30 was smashed out of his mind got extremely annoying. My buddy’s soon to be wifes family is from Wisconsin. So as fate would have it, he’s a causal Wisconsin fan but not die hard.

As the guy who had to facilitate and manage this whole shindig, I walked up and had a conversation with him and said “You’re at a 12 while everyone is at a 5. We want you to have fun, but we need to take it down a tad.”

I thought he understood. I was wrong. He continued his annoying behavior and loudness. By the end of the Colorado game and the start of the Wisconsin game he was unbearable.

He yelled at the TV about something. I whipped my head around and made eye contact with him and I said “Alex, if you don’t shut the fuck up I will drag you out of this bar and fuck you in the street.” He nervous laughed and I maintained the exact same angry stare. Naturally he stopped being a dipshit. I meant what I said. Every word of it.
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I was at one of my best friend’s bachelor parties on Saturday. We were watching football after we played Top Golf at a bar in downtown omaha.

This is where the brother of the bride who by 11:30 was smashed out of his mind got extremely annoying. My buddy’s soon to be wifes family is from Wisconsin. So as fate would have it, he’s a causal Wisconsin fan but not die hard.

As the guy who had to facilitate and manage this whole shindig, I walked up and had a conversation with him and said “You’re at a 12 while everyone is at a 5. We want you to have fun, but we need to take it down a tad.”

I thought he understood. I was wrong. He continued his annoying behavior and loudness. By the end of the Colorado game and the start of the Wisconsin game he was unbearable.

He yelled at the TV about something. I whipped my head around and made eye contact with him and I said “Alex, if you don’t shut the fuck up I will drag you out of this bar and fuck you in the street.” He nervous laughed and I maintained the exact same angry stare. Naturally he stopped being a dipshit. I meant what I said. Every word of it.
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I was at one of my best friend’s bachelor parties on Saturday. We were watching football after we played Top Golf at a bar in downtown omaha.

This is where the brother of the bride who by 11:30 was smashed out of his mind got extremely annoying. My buddy’s soon to be wifes family is from Wisconsin. So as fate would have it, he’s a causal Wisconsin fan but not die hard.

As the guy who had to facilitate and manage this whole shindig, I walked up and had a conversation with him and said “You’re at a 12 while everyone is at a 5. We want you to have fun, but we need to take it down a tad.”

I thought he understood. I was wrong. He continued his annoying behavior and loudness. By the end of the Colorado game and the start of the Wisconsin game he was unbearable.

He yelled at the TV about something. I whipped my head around and made eye contact with him and I said “Alex, if you don’t shut the fuck up I will drag you out of this bar and fuck you in the street.” He nervous laughed and I maintained the exact same angry stare. Naturally he stopped being a dipshit. I meant what I said. Every word of it.
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I was at one of my best friend’s bachelor parties on Saturday. We were watching football after we played Top Golf at a bar in downtown omaha.

This is where the brother of the bride who by 11:30 was smashed out of his mind got extremely annoying. My buddy’s soon to be wifes family is from Wisconsin. So as fate would have it, he’s a causal Wisconsin fan but not die hard.

As the guy who had to facilitate and manage this whole shindig, I walked up and had a conversation with him and said “You’re at a 12 while everyone is at a 5. We want you to have fun, but we need to take it down a tad.”

I thought he understood. I was wrong. He continued his annoying behavior and loudness. By the end of the Colorado game and the start of the Wisconsin game he was unbearable.

He yelled at the TV about something. I whipped my head around and made eye contact with him and I said “Alex, if you don’t shut the fuck up I will drag you out of this bar and fuck you in the street.” He nervous laughed and I maintained the exact same angry stare. Naturally he stopped being a dipshit. I meant what I said. Every word of it.
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I was at one of my best friend’s bachelor parties on Saturday. We were watching football after we played Top Golf at a bar in downtown omaha.

This is where the brother of the bride who by 11:30 was smashed out of his mind got extremely annoying. My buddy’s soon to be wifes family is from Wisconsin. So as fate would have it, he’s a causal Wisconsin fan but not die hard.

As the guy who had to facilitate and manage this whole shindig, I walked up and had a conversation with him and said “You’re at a 12 while everyone is at a 5. We want you to have fun, but we need to take it down a tad.”

I thought he understood. I was wrong. He continued his annoying behavior and loudness. By the end of the Colorado game and the start of the Wisconsin game he was unbearable.

He yelled at the TV about something. I whipped my head around and made eye contact with him and I said “Alex, if you don’t shut the fuck up I will drag you out of this bar and fuck you in the street.” He nervous laughed and I maintained the exact same angry stare. Naturally he stopped being a dipshit. I meant what I said. Every word of it.

I envision this drunk brother of the bride answering you with a "do you promise?" and am laughing to myself in the office.
 
I was at one of my best friend’s bachelor parties on Saturday. We were watching football after we played Top Golf at a bar in downtown omaha.

This is where the brother of the bride who by 11:30 was smashed out of his mind got extremely annoying. My buddy’s soon to be wifes family is from Wisconsin. So as fate would have it, he’s a causal Wisconsin fan but not die hard.

As the guy who had to facilitate and manage this whole shindig, I walked up and had a conversation with him and said “You’re at a 12 while everyone is at a 5. We want you to have fun, but we need to take it down a tad.”

I thought he understood. I was wrong. He continued his annoying behavior and loudness. By the end of the Colorado game and the start of the Wisconsin game he was unbearable.

He yelled at the TV about something. I whipped my head around and made eye contact with him and I said “Alex, if you don’t shut the fuck up I will drag you out of this bar and fuck you in the street.” He nervous laughed and I maintained the exact same angry stare. Naturally he stopped being a dipshit. I meant what I said. Every word of it.
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I agree with you - this meltdown was different. It wasn't just about mistakes, bad calls, etc., etc., It had a PTSD feel to it, like people really were starting to feel like things would never get better.

It’s just been ongoing as well. Gets worse daily. People absolutely imploding
 
I was at one of my best friend’s bachelor parties on Saturday. We were watching football after we played Top Golf at a bar in downtown omaha.

This is where the brother of the bride who by 11:30 was smashed out of his mind got extremely annoying. My buddy’s soon to be wifes family is from Wisconsin. So as fate would have it, he’s a causal Wisconsin fan but not die hard.

As the guy who had to facilitate and manage this whole shindig, I walked up and had a conversation with him and said “You’re at a 12 while everyone is at a 5. We want you to have fun, but we need to take it down a tad.”

I thought he understood. I was wrong. He continued his annoying behavior and loudness. By the end of the Colorado game and the start of the Wisconsin game he was unbearable.

He yelled at the TV about something. I whipped my head around and made eye contact with him and I said “Alex, if you don’t shut the fuck up I will drag you out of this bar and fuck you in the street.He nervous laughed and I maintained the exact same angry stare. Naturally he stopped being a dipshit. I meant what I said. Every word of it.
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I know some still melting….
I am still pissed at Satterfield...

We run the ball for 8 times for 64 yards on one drive and then the next drive he throws it 3 times to go 3 and out.

Like it would be one things if Sims was playing lights out, but he had 2 fucking picks.

Crazy thing is.....I am not even run the ball guys, but with Nebraska 1-6 in their last 7 games I am tired of losing guy.
 
I am still pissed at Satterfield...

We run the ball for 8 times for 64 yards on one drive and then the next drive he throws it 3 times to go 3 and out.

Like it would be one things if Sims was playing lights out, but he had 2 fucking picks.

Crazy thing is.....I am not even run the ball guys, but with Nebraska 1-6 in their last 7 games I am tired of losing guy.

As this week’s president of the Run the Damn Ball committee; we are all “Run the Damn Ball” guy this week. Running the damn ball this week wins you the damn game.
 
I am still pissed at Satterfield...

We run the ball for 8 times for 64 yards on one drive and then the next drive he throws it 3 times to go 3 and out.

Like it would be one things if Sims was playing lights out, but he had 2 fucking picks.

Crazy thing is.....I am not even run the ball guys, but with Nebraska 1-6 in their last 7 games I am tired of losing guy.
I completely understand the deep shot on 1st down. it was there with a better throw, although Hill's effort to come back to it wasn't good either

but throwing the next 2 plays was unforgiveable
 
I completely understand the deep shot on 1st down. it was there with a better throw, although Hill's effort to come back to it wasn't good either

but throwing the next 2 plays was unforgiveable
Hot take… it’s a great call if he had a QB we could reasonably expect to make a good throw and a WR we could reasonably expect could make the catch. I’m not sure we had either.

I see these are just 2023 so I need to figure out how to run a multi year thing… idk what I’m doing.

Before I posted the above I wanted to see what PFF said about his deep passes. He’s not bad throwing deep left. Deep center are his most frequent but hits at a 1 in 4 rate.


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On the other hand, that was Tommi’s first and only target!?!?
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