I would never say this on the Scrolls, because it's too dickish, but you guys are a good audience for this:
I love Mongo, but he has to be the biggest goober among the HOL staff, and that includes drunk @Gregg Peterson. It brings me immense joy whenever he writes some rambling mess in TT or complains about croots not answering his DMs.
@jw3 has been at the forefront of classy Mongo trolling for years, and I just want to say how much I appreciate it.