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I've seen this a lot, but why is everyone predicting the Fat Berts to beat us? They lost a lot on defense?We all know Nebraska is winning at least 8 this year. Dread it, run from it, 8+ win Nebraska arrives just the same.
Minnesota: Gophers start slow, W
Colorado: terrible defense, midgets, easy W
Northern Illinois: W
Louisiana Tech: W
We are 4-0 baby
Michigan: waxes our ass, L
Illinois: L
Northwestern: lol, W
Purdoodoo: homecoming, new staff, W
Michigan State: on the road, L
Maryland: there is no world where Maryland ever beats Nebraska, W
Split WiscyDicks and Cockeye
8-4
Peepants Gofphers W- W...just because, fuck that guy. Plus they lost a ton.
Prime's Paid Players (PPP) - W. They've got a bunch of midgets and an OL worse than ours, with a new roster and no spring ball, early. Fuck the Fluffs
Northern Illinois W - We finna drag you
La Tech W/L - Do not like this game at all, trap game before Meatchicken, Sonny Combie as HC, if the defense shows any glimpse of sucking, I could see this going either way.
Meatchicken L - They finna drag us
Fat Berts - W - They lost their stellar DB and stud RB...and I dislike Fat Bert, and they lost their DC
Nerds W - Fat Pitzgerald - I thank you for slapping Frost and showing him the door, but you getting boat raced
Smarter Nerds L - Fucking Nerds and that DC turned HC
Sparatucs L - It's there, and Mel Tucker sucks, but who knows, our OL is probably decimated and shitty by this time of year
Maryland W - Crab Cake eaters
Wisky L - Probably
Cockeye - W - Because Fuck'em
I like 7-5 and make a bowl, but could easily see us drop the last 4-5 games depending on how Donnie does.