Besides wearing Crocs or drinking White Claws....

[Lionsfan93]

Fuck! My brother just convinced me to buy some Crocs and I'm rocking them in the office right now...

 

[pigsonthewing]

This one is a head scratcher

single moms are recreational use only. alphas get to fuck, betas get to pay the bucks.... like this guy below.

Yeah, as a father to 3 step-children, I can't think of anything more manly than taking on the responsibility of raising 3 children, regardless of whether biologically they are yours or not.

so you think its manly to play some other dude's save game? you're her backup plan dude, and you're now financially on the hook for 3 kids that aren't yours... so I guess I'll just salute you and pin this medal to your chest, Captain Save-A-Ho.

 

[ChocaEgg]

single moms are recreational use only. alphas get to fuck, betas get to pay the bucks.... like this guy below.


so you think its manly to play some other dude's save game? you're her backup plan dude, and you're now financially on the hook for 3 kids that aren't yours... so I guess I'll just salute you and pin this medal to your chest, Captain Save-A-Ho.

 

[Dble E]

single moms are recreational use only. alphas get to fuck, betas get to pay the bucks.... like this guy below.


so you think its manly to play some other dude's save game? you're her backup plan dude, and you're now financially on the hook for 3 kids that aren't yours... so I guess I'll just salute you and pin this medal to your chest, Captain Save-A-Ho.

Let's see if you get a few bites....

 

[Bootleg11]

I don't wear crocs, but have no problem with it....and I can fuck with a few seltzers. Some are pretty good. Some are awful

 

[Bootleg11]

single moms are recreational use only. alphas get to fuck, betas get to pay the bucks.... like this guy below.


so you think its manly to play some other dude's save game? you're her backup plan dude, and you're now financially on the hook for 3 kids that aren't yours... so I guess I'll just salute you and pin this medal to your chest, Captain Save-A-Ho.

My sister has been married twice.

First husband: Inherited a business and flushed it down the drain. Got hooked on meth, pulled a knife on his wife and his two daughters in a rage of paranoia: a 4 year old and a 2 year old. Never paid child support, never cared about his kids.

Second husband: Navy pilot, helped my sister raise those 2 girls (one is now 19 and the other 17) even though they weren't his, has his own son with my sister as well. Just got done on a tour stationed in Bahrain.

But in your scenario, you think the second husband isn't a man? That's a really shitty take.

 

[Bootleg11]

Let's see if you get a few bites....

I bit, couldn't resist.

 

[doublewing]

single moms are recreational use only. alphas get to fuck, betas get to pay the bucks.... like this guy below.


so you think its manly to play some other dude's save game? you're her backup plan dude, and you're now financially on the hook for 3 kids that aren't yours... so I guess I'll just salute you and pin this medal to your chest, Captain Save-A-Ho.

I have a feeling you‘ve uttered the words “You’re not my real Dad!” at some point in life.

 

[pigsonthewing]

But in your scenario, you think the second husband isn't a man?

correct. you're in your feelings, i get it, its your sister and you feel like im attacking you directly because of your sister's shitty mate selection.
So do me a favor and pat your in-law on the head and tell him hes a good boy from me.

I have a feeling you‘ve uttered the words “You’re not my real Dad!” at some point in life.

Dont trust your feelings, that's what women do. Men use logic. My dad has sadly passed on from cancer. What's concerning me is that none of your dads ever educated you boys on this stuff. This is textbook hypergamy, guys.

 

[Jim14510]

correct. you're in your feelings, i get it, its your sister and you feel like im attacking you directly because of your sister's shitty mate selection.
So do me a favor and pat your in-law on the head and tell him hes a good boy from me.


Dont trust your feelings, that's what women do. Men use logic. My dad has sadly passed on from cancer. What's concerning me is that none of your dads ever educated you boys on this stuff. This is textbook hypergamy, guys.

Well done lol. Much better than @TraditionCoalition 4 yo's playing tackle football on the insider board.

I do admit that thread made me laugh TC.

 

[pigsonthewing]

Well done lol. Much better than @TraditionCoalition 4 yo's playing tackle football on the insider board.

I do admit that thread made me laugh TC.

the feminist programming is strong around here.

 

[Jim14510]

the feminist programming is strong around here.

K

 

[ChocaEgg]

correct. you're in your feelings, i get it, its your sister and you feel like im attacking you directly because of your sister's shitty mate selection.
So do me a favor and pat your in-law on the head and tell him hes a good boy from me.


Dont trust your feelings, that's what women do. Men use logic. My dad has sadly passed on from cancer. What's concerning me is that none of your dads ever educated you boys on this stuff. This is textbook hypergamy, guys.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I’m probably in the minority here but I can’t take any guy wearing sandals seriously. I’ve never once respected a man wearing flip flops. It won’t happen

 

[HCFord1]

the feminist programming is strong around here.

Yeah, real men say "fuck them kids"

 

[pigsonthewing]

Yeah, real men say "fuck them kids"

 

[HCFord1]

 

[doublewing]

I’m probably in the minority here but I can’t take any guy wearing sandals seriously. I’ve never once respected a man wearing flip flops. It won’t happen

I saw a guy wearing flip flops and buying ice creams for his GF's kids the other day and I went apeshit on him. I wish someone would have been recording that because I would have owned the viral reaction to it.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Being an accountant
Living west of 132nd street in Omaha
Going by a 3 letter name
Shortening your birth name
Looking like Meth'd out Dean

Just off the top of my head. I'm sure these apply broadly

 

[Jim14510]

Being an accountant
Living west of 132nd street in Omaha
Going by a 3 letter name
Shortening your birth name
Looking like Meth'd out Dean

Just off the top of my head. I'm sure these apply broadly

Pretty general iyam