Another Saturday Night

[Pipe Line]

I had a buddy (didn't have kids, didn't know anything about kids) over once when the oldest was still in diapers, not talking so she must have been 1...she had shit herself and you could smell it through the diaper and my buddy was like, HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! what is that? did she just shit herself? Yes Brian...she shit all over herself (but luckily it was contained). He wanted to watch me change the diaper, which I gladly let him watch. Once he saw that seedy, runny, loose, nasty shit in the diaper and my daughter just smiling away as I wiped her all clean...Brian almost threw up and swore off kids. To this day he still doesn't have kids...my oldest daughter is 22

Hahahah probably straight faced slightly annoyed “yes, Brian, she did shit everywhere” lol one of my best friends has a daughter who turns 4 this coming February, and so I’ve had the privilege of seeing her go through the stages she’s been through and so I got to see those blowouts early on and kinda prepare myself and ya know they just never really get any cleaner from baby to baby lol just the same sandy sloppy weird colored shit lol

 

[Cash68847]

Hahahah probably straight faced slightly annoyed “yes, Brian, she did shit everywhere” lol one of my best friends has a daughter who turns 4 this coming February, and so I’ve had the privilege of seeing her go through the stages she’s been through and so I got to see those blowouts early on and kinda prepare myself and ya know they just never really get any cleaner from baby to baby lol just the same sandy sloppy weird colored shit lol

Antibiotics will give you some of the worst ones.

 

[Pipe Line]

Antibiotics will give you some of the worst ones.

Can’t wait for that day

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I’m at a Beer Olympics

 

[HCFord1]

I’m at a Beer Olympics

Go for the gold!

 

[BBTown Bomber]

I don't know what the bold means

🤣😍🤩

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Me too, kinda. Decided to spend a nice chunk of cash on a new backyard fence over Garth tickets. Dogs kept getting loose and my daughter will be up and playing around in the yard before I know it so wanted to be prepared. Not sure if I regret the decision or not but the dogs sure are happy being loose. I have some friends that are going so we’ll see how quick that decision starts to sting tonight when I see video.

my wife is recovering from COVID right now anyway so probably would have bailed last minute regardless. Gotta get the house projects done in time for game day anyway

Are those pos dogs of yores the one who bark non-stop and piss the neighbors off ?? Asking for a friend, of course….

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[BBTown Bomber]

a heavy pour only means the bartender is good and will be tipped accordingly

I always ask the bartender to “make it like I make it at home”. Not convinced they understand what I’m asking.

However, had I stuck around Jim’s house a little longer today, I’m 100% convinced that he would have used that approach for my Cappy & DDP…….🤣

@Jim14510


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[BBTown Bomber]

Can't decide what to pour next. Vodka and white claw maybe?

Apparently I left too soon……🤩😍😇😎😘🥳😍🤣😎


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[BBTown Bomber]

I use Truly Hard seltzer (5%) as a mixer with Bourbon when I’m in a hurry.

Just became acquainted with Trulys in the past 30 days or so. Always seemed like a girl’s drink but have softened my stance on that recently……😎

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[God is a Husker]

Just became acquainted with Trulys in the past 30 days or so. Always seemed like a girl’s drink but have softened my stance on that recently……😎

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I heard @HCFord1 drinks them with his gay neighbor…

 

[BBTown Bomber]

My 3 and a half month old daughter had a blowout yesterday waking up from her nap with mom, shit up to her nipples and all over moms lap and a little on the bed

The real fun starts when they start crawling and walking. At 3 months old does have some benefits since they just lay there and haven’t started causing chaos yet. I think they start to get really fun around 15 months to 2. You start seeing their personality more.

The serious fun starts when they’re 6 or 8 or 14 and can go out and play golf with grandpa. Unfortunately for you boys is that there’s no fast-forward button for you.

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[BBTown Bomber]

I heard @HCFord1 drinks them with his gay neighbor…

Tolerance, brother. Tolerance……😎

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[Jim14510]

I heard @HCFord1 drinks them with his gay neighbor…

I'm not sure how people drink them if they're not combined with vodka

 

[Jim14510]

I always ask the bartender to “make it like I make it at home”. Not convinced they understand what I’m asking.

However, had I stuck around Jim’s house a little longer today, I’m 100% convinced that he would have used that approach for my Cappy & DDP…….🤣

@Jim14510


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Not sure you'd have made it to moms if you stuck around much longer.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Not sure you'd have made it to moms if you stuck around much longer.

I was gettin’ there but you need to remember that I’m a trained professional. Actually ended up making a food run to the Twisted Tail and had a double Saphire & tonic while I waited for the food.

Good day, solid night…..😎✊


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[HuskerDocCo]

Checking in, how y’all doing?

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Checking in, how y’all doing?

Yore name came up today while we were standing in Jim’s driveway. I assured him that all charges had been dropped. 🥰


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[HuskerDocCo]

Yore name came up today while we were standing in Jim’s driveway. I assured him that all charges had been dropped. 🥰


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Well thank you for that. How you been? Sorry I’ve been too busy for tPB which makes me sad boner

 

[Black5hirt]

I’m at a Beer Olympics