A true Husker fan

[Dell Husker]

https://www.hastingstribune.com/obi...cle_cedf8bb8-48ae-11ec-8762-3f71502fa896.html

“Memorial Services will be 1 p.m. Wednesday, November 24, at Livingston Butler Volland Funeral Home in Hastings with Pastor Joel Remmers officiating. Burial with Hastings Military Honor Guard will be at Parkview Cemetery in Hastings. In lieu of flowers, please place an irresponsibly large wager on Nebraska beating Cockeye. Private condolences may be sent to the family at www.lbvfh.com. Livingston Butler Volland Funeral Home & Cremation Center is serving the family.

The grim reality of the Nebraska Cornhuskers finishing yet another season with a losing record proved to be too much to bear for Milton Andrew Mongo, who decided he’d seen enough of this world during the team’s recent bye week. The Huskers may not have sent him into the afterlife with a victory but at least they didn’t lose. And sometimes, that’s the best you can hope for.”

 

[LoudHogRider]

https://www.hastingstribune.com/obi...cle_cedf8bb8-48ae-11ec-8762-3f71502fa896.html

“Memorial Services will be 1 p.m. Wednesday, November 24, at Livingston Butler Volland Funeral Home in Hastings with Pastor Joel Remmers officiating. Burial with Hastings Military Honor Guard will be at Parkview Cemetery in Hastings. In lieu of flowers, please place an irresponsibly large wager on Nebraska beating Cockeyes. Private condolences may be sent to the family at www.lbvfh.com. Livingston Butler Volland Funeral Home & Cremation Center is serving the family.

The grim reality of the Nebraska Cornhuskers finishing yet another season with a losing record proved to be too much to bear for Milton Andrew Mongo, who decided he’d seen enough of this world during the team’s recent bye week. The Huskers may not have sent him into the afterlife with a victory but at least they didn’t lose. And sometimes, that’s the best you can hope for.”

Milton Andrew Mongo?

 

[Juro]

Damn. Baller move. Forward it to the football administration.

 

[...TrueColors...]

I can’t stop laughing at the wording.. “irresponsibly large” destroyed me

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

I can’t stop laughing at the wording.. “irresponsibly large” destroyed me

He would’ve fit right in here. RIP

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I’m glad they used the word Cockeye

 

[HCFord1]

Fully husked

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Really sounds like he was a damn good sumbitch

 

[HuskerDocCo]

wonder if arvelyn is still available mmmmm

 

[Dell Husker]

 

[Dell Husker]

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

https://www.hastingstribune.com/obi...cle_cedf8bb8-48ae-11ec-8762-3f71502fa896.html

“Memorial Services will be 1 p.m. Wednesday, November 24, at Livingston Butler Volland Funeral Home in Hastings with Pastor Joel Remmers officiating. Burial with Hastings Military Honor Guard will be at Parkview Cemetery in Hastings. In lieu of flowers, please place an irresponsibly large wager on Nebraska beating Cockeyes. Private condolences may be sent to the family at www.lbvfh.com. Livingston Butler Volland Funeral Home & Cremation Center is serving the family.

The grim reality of the Nebraska Cornhuskers finishing yet another season with a losing record proved to be too much to bear for Milton Andrew Mongo, who decided he’d seen enough of this world during the team’s recent bye week. The Huskers may not have sent him into the afterlife with a victory but at least they didn’t lose. And sometimes, that’s the best you can hope for.”

I normally can't stand Josh but this is pretty funny

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

I normally can't stand Josh but this is pretty funny

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

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@Jim14510

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[Jim14510]

@Jim14510

The gifts to make the bet are nothing unless it goes over the gift tax limit. If he wins the bet its income though. The corresponding donation is a deduction. More or less even.

 

[Jim14510]

Donations are limited to a percentage of income so it could result in some tax in the current year depending on the winnings and whoever is placing the bet income.

 

[Skerz4Life50]

Well if they are placing it on Nebraska moneyline and we lose, it is all going to the casino anyway...