Breaking A-MART MAKING YOU ALL DRINK HIS PISS

[CornFed Gregger]

Happy for Adrian

Hope the twat breaks in half penetrating Warner’s chili ring

 

[Mavsker]

 

[The Bearded One]

When I was in my 20s, I would smoke weed and drink all night.
I’d come home and chug some iced tea and pass the fuck out.
One night I came home wasted as usual.
Grabbed a tea, chugged it, and lay my head down in defeat.
I woke in the night with cat shit in my mouth so I grabbed my tea and finished her off. Later in the night I had to piss like an Arabian race horse. Since I was so fucked up, I found it difficult to get out of bed. So I pissed in my tea bottle. I don’t even think I knew I did it the next day. I would get pretty fucked up.

The next night I came home and was wasted as usual. I grabbed my tea and headed for bed.
In the night I awoke to cat shit in my mouth once again. It was the dry, filmy, cotton-mouthed kind of shit any stoner can relate to. In desperation I grabbed my tea and chugalugged.
As soon as it hit my tongue I knew something was wrong. My thirst was overwhelming though and I got down a few gulps before I sprayed the rest of it all over myself in bed.

True story.

Geezus, man! I used to be you through and through, but that drinking tea and piss is next level kinda "super fucked up dumb shit"!
First off, why you drinking tea which makes you more thirsty on top of being drunk and stoned? Next, why wouldn't you throw away your piss in the tea bottle the next morning?
#GetHelp

 

[Jim14510]

Kade is the real hero of the night.

 

[Jim14510]

Happy for Martinez at the same time as being super annoyed and I hate K Sucks. Weird feeling.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

To be fair- we beat up OU last week

And our head coach was absent

 

[Jim14510]

And our head coach was absent

Deabateable

 

[Jim14510]

That wasn't an intentional misspelling but I'm leaving it on purpose.

 

[huskermack]

Geezus, man! I used to be you through and through, but that drinking tea and piss is next level kinda "super fucked up dumb shit"!
First off, why you drinking tea which makes you more thirsty on top of being drunk and stoned? Next, why wouldn't you throw away your piss in the tea bottle the next morning?
#GetHelp

Oh this was over 25 years ago. I’ve been responsible for decades now.
I didn’t even know I had pissed in the bottle in the first place. Believe me, I wish I had tossed it.

 

[hothouse_corn]

Is @BIG TONE SOPRANO otherwise known as Don Collins? I figured Tone was younger.