a closer look at the Auburn player ejected

[God is a Husker]

Unfortunately your time of the charitable service is not deductible.

However, there could be an opportunity here. Here's what we need to do.

~ Set up an entity (I'd suggest Corporation)
~ Write a mission statement that explains the exempt purpose. The jist would be to sexually pleasure fat girls throughout the country. I'm sure there's more creative types on the board that could flower up that wording.
~ Apply for exempt status using Form 1023.
~ Establish a definition for fat girls. "Pleasuring" can be a gray area. I'm sure there will be some successes and failures but that's ok. Fat girl definition should be pretty specific.
~ Proceed to fulfill the exempt purpose by going to bars, picking out girls that meet the definition, and having the sex with them.

Result would be everytime anyone associated with the entity could then deduct their bar outings, condom purchases, and travel expenses.

Key would be getting the entity approved for tax exempt status with wording in the application that would be accurate. I'd put our chances there at somewhere around 1% +/- 1%.

We obviously can't charge for these services because that would be illegal. However, maybe someone has a friend that just can't get laid because she falls under the fat girl definition. One could make a donation to the entity and bring her to a bar that our organization just happens to be working at. Maybe that girl happened to gift that individual the same amount of money. Would be important I think to deny donations from girls that meet the fat girl definition for appearance purposes.

For the volunteers you would submit an expense reimbursement form with receipts to the organization and get reimbursed. If there are no excess funds available because donations are light you just make a tax deductible donation in the amount of your expenses.

@God is a Husker anything to add?

my advice: @Husker Priapism is a Republican and the last time Biden was a member of the executive branch the administration weaponized the IRS to audit the shit out of Republican non-profits

 

[tman87]

Funny thing is my ex sister in law was there on that trip (not my brother, go figure he wasn't invited/allowed along lol), and my ex sister in law is a tall, thin (too skinny really but guys tend to like that often), very attractive woman (with fake cans) whose personality draws huge attention. She is just the center of attention where ever she goes.

So she was there and almost got more attention than the Kardashians, so typical of my ex sister in law (who can be very likeable and also one of the meanest, coldest bitches you'd ever meet). It was just funny to see ex sister in law could actually compete with the Kardashians at a party like that not that ex sister in law was actually trying, just how she is. You'd have to know her, if you did, you'd understand.

 

[Cash68847]

She wasn't at the private party, so didn't get to see how she carried herself much or hear conversations like I did with Kim and her Mom. Only place I saw her was at a different function with many more people around (guessing 500 people), she was just basically part of the crew of people with Kim and Mom. Kim and Mom dominated the attention gathering. So no read on Khloe. She's probably the least weird of the bunch, but that's not saying much.

I have to give Kim some credit for capitalizing on that sex video she leaked out. To be fair her mom probably helped her with it. They are true entrepreneurs. They know how to make money.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Funny thing is my ex sister in law was there on that trip (not my brother, go figure he wasn't invited/allowed along lol), and my ex sister in law is a tall, thin (too skinny really but guys tend to like that often), very attractive woman (with fake cans) whose personality draws huge attention. She is just the center of attention where ever she goes.

So she was there and almost got more attention than the Kardashians, so typical of my ex sister in law (who can be very likeable and also one of the meanest, coldest bitches you'd ever meet). It was just funny to see ex sister in law could actually compete with the Kardashians at a party like that not that ex sister in law was actually trying, just how she is. You'd have to know her, if you did, you'd understand.

I'm just asking this for my boy @Black Dean, but it sounds like your ex sister in law with big fake cans might be available and he might like her number

 

[Jim14510]

I'm just asking this for my boy @Black Dean, but it sounds like your ex sister in law with big fake cans might be available and he might like her number

If I could add to that I wood also like pictures of her naked.

 

[vailhusker]

You didn't want to be, either. Probably the most fake, vain person I've been around in my life. Her mom is a total beotch, too.

Doesn't surprise me at all, a few years ago the whole family was in Vail including Kanye. They were making a big deal that they weren't getting enough privacy during their stay, but they were walking around Vail with their whole entourage, basically doing everything possible to draw attention to themselves the whole time they were there. I guess they must of thought they were going to shut the whole place down because they were there. My wife has worked in restaurant management and hotel management in Vail and Beaver Creek for years now and I can't tell you how many times she would come home and tell me this celebrity or this rich person from here or from different countries were in town and you would never hear or see anything about it. If you want to come to Vail or Beaver Creek you can have all the privacy you could ever ask for but when you walk around like the circus is in town people are going to notice.

 

[tman87]

I'm just asking this for my boy @Black Dean, but it sounds like your ex sister in law with big fake cans might be available and he might like her number

Trust me, you don't want her number or to even dip your wick in it. I won't get into all of the stories why, but it's about as bad as you could imagine some of the stuff she has done, or her actions caused. Truly nasty, horrible, awful stuff, but her looks and personality will always carry her to the next and next and she will pull in another rich guy after milking the last, over and over. I haven't seen her in several years, she has been incredibly horrible to my brother, before but especially after leaving/ the divorce. And she's ran through probably 5 other men since then, most of them married.... and I will stop here, because I already had to backspace/delete some of what I typed, just not worth putting it out there online.

Doesn't surprise me at all, a few years ago the whole family was in Vail including Kanye. They were making a big deal that they weren't getting enough privacy during their stay, but they were walking around Vail with their whole entourage, basically doing everything possible to draw attention to themselves the whole time they were there. I guess they must of thought they were going to shut the whole place down because they were there. My wife has worked in restaurant management and hotel management in Vail and Beaver Creek for years now and I can't tell you how many times she would come home and tell me this celebrity or this rich person from here or from different countries were in town and you would never hear or see anything about it. If you want to come to Vail or Beaver Creek you can have all the privacy you could ever ask for but when you walk around like the circus is in town people are going to notice.

That was exactly how they were when I was around them also. Arrogance and attention seeking to the moon. No surprise your wife had the experience with them she had. The Kardashians think they are royalty.

BTW, I have family in Vail, they owned a couple small businesses there for about 40 (maybe even 50 to 60) years. The father has fairly recently passed, but the mother and her sons (the sons are mid to late 50's already) still own one of the niche businesses there in town. We visited Vail a couple summers back, but grew up visiting and staying with them, learned to ski as a 6 yr old on that mountain. Love the town, can't afford to live in the area. I seriously looked into moving to CO (almost bought a business in Beaver Creek) before moving to MT from Lincoln 20 years ago.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

you’ve been missing out


hog hunting in college was a great time

Friday nights at the Royal Grove circa 1973. What a time to be alive (and 21)…….😎

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[BBTown Bomber]

Jim has posted pics of himself. I am sure he can catch fish is he wants. He has pics.

I can personally vouch for the fact that Jim does a dandy job of catching walleye….😎🤣

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