a closer look at the Auburn player ejected

[God is a Husker]

Still, no thanks.

Never been hog hunting, never will go hog hunting.

Had my pick of beautiful non-plus sized ladies in college, and really since, never needed to chase women. Just not my game, and hog hunting certainly never going to be my game. No skin if others want to go that route, but not for me.

I mean I ain’t talking BBWs or something weird (I married a size 0 brown girl)

…But back in undergrad about once a month I would jump on the grenade in a group of girls


Especially a girl dragging a wagon like my OP

 

[vailhusker]

 

[God is a Husker]

@HuskerDocCo

 

[LoudHogRider]

He’s going to pop an “ass implant” if he’s not careful.

 

[tman87]

You sound pretty sweet. Can’t say I blame them

LOL, fair enough.

The fat, flat ass in the OP post is no bueno for me.

I like a nice ass of course, not into small and flat either. Gotta have some curves going on. I would say Jessica Alba would be the ideal.

I have been at parties and venues where Kim Kardashian was at. Terrible ass. Cottage cheese galore and just not good. I realize some like that kind of thing, but not me. Just an example (extreme one purposefully). Each to their own.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

LOL, fair enough.

The fat, flat ass in the OP post is no bueno for me.

I like a nice ass of course, not into small and flat either. Gotta have some curves going on. I would say Jessica Alba would be the ideal.

I have been at parties and venues where Kim Kardashian was at. Terrible ass. Cottage cheese galore and just not good. I realize some like that kind of thing, but not me. Just an example (extreme one purposefully). Each to their own.

Well congratulations on being extremely attractive. The world ain't so easy for fugly dudes like Jim

 

[Jim14510]

Well congratulations on being extremely attractive. The world ain't so easy for fugly dudes like Jim

I was not at the party with Kim.

 

[tman87]

Well congratulations on being extremely attractive. The world ain't so easy for fugly dudes like Jim

Jim has posted pics of himself. I am sure he can catch fish is he wants. He has pics.

 

[tman87]

I was not at the party with Kim.

You didn't want to be, either. Probably the most fake, vain person I've been around in my life. Her mom is a total beotch, too.

 

[Toe]

I like thick girls and I’m not ashamed of that.

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

 

[Husker Priapism]

You didn't want to be, either. Probably the most fake, vain person I've been around in my life. Her mom is a total beotch, too.

You need to nail some fat chicks to help with their self-esteem. Might even be a good tax right-off for charitable work.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

The enormous butts that you can see from the space station that liars ITT say they don't like - yes. I LOVE those.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

You need to nail some fat chicks to help with their self-esteem. Might even be a good tax right-off for charitable work.

@Jim14510 please discuss the tax implications of this proposal

 

[Jim14510]

@Jim14510 please discuss the tax implications of this proposal

You need to nail some fat chicks to help with their self-esteem. Might even be a good tax right-off for charitable work.

Unfortunately your time of the charitable service is not deductible.

However, there could be an opportunity here. Here's what we need to do.

~ Set up an entity (I'd suggest Corporation)
~ Write a mission statement that explains the exempt purpose. The jist would be to sexually pleasure fat girls throughout the country. I'm sure there's more creative types on the board that could flower up that wording.
~ Apply for exempt status using Form 1023.
~ Establish a definition for fat girls. "Pleasuring" can be a gray area. I'm sure there will be some successes and failures but that's ok. Fat girl definition should be pretty specific.
~ Proceed to fulfill the exempt purpose by going to bars, picking out girls that meet the definition, and having the sex with them.

Result would be everytime anyone associated with the entity could then deduct their bar outings, condom purchases, and travel expenses.

Key would be getting the entity approved for tax exempt status with wording in the application that would be accurate. I'd put our chances there at somewhere around 1% +/- 1%.

We obviously can't charge for these services because that would be illegal. However, maybe someone has a friend that just can't get laid because she falls under the fat girl definition. One could make a donation to the entity and bring her to a bar that our organization just happens to be working at. Maybe that girl happened to gift that individual the same amount of money. Would be important I think to deny donations from girls that meet the fat girl definition for appearance purposes.

For the volunteers you would submit an expense reimbursement form with receipts to the organization and get reimbursed. If there are no excess funds available because donations are light you just make a tax deductible donation in the amount of your expenses.

@God is a Husker anything to add?

 

[God is a Husker]

Unfortunately your time of the charitable service is not deductible.

However, there could be an opportunity here. Here's what we need to do.

~ Set up an entity (I'd suggest Corporation)
~ Write a mission statement that explains the exempt purpose. The jist would be to sexually pleasure fat girls throughout the country. I'm sure there's more creative types on the board that could flower up that wording.
~ Apply for exempt status using Form 1023.
~ Establish a definition for fat girls. "Pleasuring" can be a gray area. I'm sure there will be some successes and failures but that's ok.
~ Proceed to fulfill the exempt purpose by going to bars, picking out girls that meet the definition, and having the sex with them.

Result would be everytime anyone associated with the entity could then deduct their bar outings, condom purchases, and travel expenses.

Key would be getting the entity approved for tax exempt status with wording in the application that would be accurate. I'd put our chances there at somewhere around 1% +/- 1%.

We obviously can't charge for these services because that would be illegal. However, maybe someone has a friend that just can't get laid because she falls under the fat girl definition. One could make a donation to the entity and bring her to a bar that our organization just happens to be working at. Maybe that girl happened to gift that individual the same amount of money. Would be important I think to deny donations from girls that meet the fat girl definition for appearance purposes.

For the volunteers you would submit an expense reimbursement form with receipts to the organization and get reimbursed. If there are no excess funds available because donations are light you just make a tax deductible donation in the amount of your expenses.

@God is a Husker anything to add?

I’m driving on hwy 83 right now

Cruise control set to 95 cuz late due to 21 month old son

I got 15 mins to get 20 miles

Will read later

 

[Drue629]

It looks like she had to be poured into those jeans. Pass

 

[Eaton Beaver]

Pretty face though.. Chicks that looked like her in college always gave the best blowjobs during a week night when I was stressed. Sucked so hard my ass would pucker. We need them around!

 

[LoudHogRider]

After perusing this thread, I'm left with a quip uttered by a buddy of mine a few years ago following an overnight encounter with a much younger girl who's physical condition could kindly be described as "soft".

Us: "Jeez, Sherlock. You're into the big girls now, eh?"
Him: "You know, it may be fat ... but it's young fat."

 

[Cash68847]

You didn't want to be, either. Probably the most fake, vain person I've been around in my life. Her mom is a total beotch, too.

How is Khloe? She always seems to get shit on by guys in a figurative way and keeps coming back for more. I use to think she was ugly but she turned it around with some plastic surgery.

 

[tman87]

How is Khloe? She always seems to get shit on by guys in a figurative way and keeps coming back for more. I use to think she was ugly but she turned it around with some plastic surgery.

She wasn't at the private party, so didn't get to see how she carried herself much or hear conversations like I did with Kim and her Mom. Only place I saw her was at a different function with many more people around (guessing 500 people), she was just basically part of the crew of people with Kim and Mom. Kim and Mom dominated the attention gathering. So no read on Khloe. She's probably the least weird of the bunch, but that's not saying much.