2024-25 Nebraska Football Roster Attrition + Graduation

[Jim14510]

I had a patient years ago. Young kid. Parents named him Bermuda Schwartz. And when I was in dental school at Ohio State had a patient who’s parents named him Howdy Doody Buckeye Baby.

And yes, I’m dead serious about these names.

One of my uncles friends growing up was Dick Peter Bunz.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

My job requires me to see hundreds of people's names from around the world on a daily basis.
Top five I've seen
5. Ishatou Fatty...I know their parents had no idea when they sent her to the USA
4.Nekka Payne....see above
3. Rebecca Pinchassov...I suppose the first name could have been worse
2. Joo Wun Suk...They just have no idea but I'd love to be there when they figure out why everyone laughs...
1. Heavenly Lays...her parents need to be taken to court for child abuse.

I know a Koehn family (pronounced "cane"). They legit named their daughter Candy.

 

[Sous Chef]

I know a Koehn family (pronounced "cane"). They legit named their daughter Candy.

Did they get her a Fisher Price Little Skank stripper pole for her first Christmas?

 

[Fargo Husker]

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Plays RT we probably could have used the big bastard even if we had to move him guard or to NT. 🤣

Keith Williams has actually been following this kid on Twitter for a while.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

My job requires me to see hundreds of people's names from around the world on a daily basis.
Top five I've seen
5. Ishatou Fatty...I know their parents had no idea when they sent her to the USA
4.Nekka Payne....see above
3. Rebecca Pinchassov...I suppose the first name could have been worse
2. Joo Wun Suk...They just have no idea but I'd love to be there when they figure out why everyone laughs...
1. Heavenly Lays...her parents need to be taken to court for child abuse.

I once encountered "Xranxrang" in a work zoom meeting.

Someone asked her how it was pronounced and she said, "once you hear it you'll never forget it. It's like crayon with an X. x-RAY-on."

 

[Fitzjess21]

I know a Koehn family (pronounced "cane"). They legit named their daughter Candy.

Guy from my hometown was named Richard Butt. Ironically enough he turned out to be a pedophile.

 

[nja13]

I know a Koehn family (pronounced "cane"). They legit named their daughter Candy.

I knew a Candy Caine once.
And no, she wasn't a stripper.

 

[nja13]

Then there's this guy:

Noah Knigga 2025 Outside Linebacker E Michigan

Noah Knigga - 2 Star Outside linebacker for E Michigan on Rivals.com

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And this one I can't beleive people didn't make a bigger deal of. Maybe it's just me.
IIRC, we were after him during the peak Calibraska days. Went to USC and trasfered to Illinois.

Josh Imatorbhebhe 2016 Wide Receiver USC

Josh Imatorbhebhe - 4 Star Wide receiver for USC on TrojanSports

n.rivals.com

Am I the only one who looks at that last name and sees "I'm a tar baby"?
That had to originate with some racist plantation owner, didn't it?

 

[vailhusker]

One of my uncles friends growing up was Dick Peter Bunz.

One of our neighbors growing up was named Dick Gass. I used to say that I had a terrible case of Dick Gass. My little brother thought it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard, our mom was not amused, we still laugh about today. Neighbor across the way was named Red Fox super cool old guy but him and his wife moved away after a couple years.

 

[Ghost of Devaney]

Elementary teacher named Iona Bump.

 

[Goskers07]

Guy from my hometown was named Richard Butt. Ironically enough he turned out to be a pedophile.

I love a self fulfilling prophecy.

 

[Minute Man]

I know a Koehn family (pronounced "cane"). They legit named their daughter Candy.

My aunt was Kandy Koehn.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

My aunt was Kandy Koehn.

Any idea if she and/or her family would have been at Evangelical Bible Church in Omaha in the late 80s or early 90s?

 

[HCFord1]

I know a Koehn family (pronounced "cane"). They legit named their daughter Candy.

During college I interned for one of my school’s alums, who was a successful investment manager named Dick Shaker.

 

[Jim14510]

Elementary teacher named Iona Bump.

Did you?

 

[Minute Man]

Any idea if she and/or her family would have been at Evangelical Bible Church in Omaha in the late 80s or early 90s?

Nope, firmly based in the middle of the 308 initially and by then in Oklahoma.

 

[Quint]

Jimeto Obigbo is not a real name.

It’s a common Irish name.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

A place I worked had a customer in the system named Dick Long. Of course the way they were input was last name first. When he called in it always came up “Long Dick”

 

[Frogsker30]

Not even kidding, I went to elementary school with someone whose last name was balz and their dad was Harold. But went by harry

 

[Juro]

New guy: “97 pages of Nebraska roster information?! Wow, they must have a lot of good information in there”

Checks thread and sees “I knew a guy named Long Dick”.