NSFW Official ding check in

[Lionsfan93]

Might as well make it official.

It's about the simple things boys. Called my wife late afternoon and told her not to worry about dinner. Picked up a pizza on my way home from work.

It was a good night...

 

[Alum-Ni]

Might as well make it official.

It's about the simple things boys. Called my wife late afternoon and told her not to worry about dinner. Picked up a pizza on my way home from work.

It was a good night...

Did the pizza box look like this?

 

[RedSeaRising]

Ding. Fucked her like a cornstar. In the sense that I put some sweet corn on the stove and finished right about the time when the corn was done.

 

[Alum-Ni]

Ding. Fucked her like a cornstar. In the sense that I put some sweet corn on the stove and finished right about the time when the corn was done.

A marathon man I see.....

 

[hothouse_corn]

Ding. Fucked her like a cornstar. In the sense that I put some sweet corn on the stove and finished right about the time when the corn was done.

There is an active debate on how long to cook the corn for the best taste and texture. I'm hearing that some folks say two minutes of boiling is the best. My mom says ten minutes. How do I decide?

The cool thing about corn is that it doesn't seem to matter much if you're late to take it out of the pot. At any rate, congrats on the sext.

 

[RedSeaRising]

There is an active debate on how long to cook the corn for the best taste and texture. I'm hearing that some folks say two minutes of boiling is the best. My mom says ten minutes. How do I decide?

The cool thing about corn is that it doesn't seem to matter much if you're late to take it out of the pot. At any rate, congrats on the sext.

For me, it's about 12 minutes including foreplay

 

[dsbigred1]

Wagged my cawk in in the wife's face for a solid 5 minutes last night trying to get her to open up so I could abuse those tonsils. No luck... But I did dream about poking some hot-bodied, faceless brunette last night, so she is gonna wake up stuck to the sheets this morning.

 

[Jim14510]

Wagged my cawk in in the wife's face for a solid 5 minutes last night trying to get her to open up so I could abuse those tonsils. No luck... But I did dream about poking some hot-bodied, faceless brunette last night, so she is gonna wake up stuck to the sheets this morning.

That move has amazingly never worked for me either.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Well, it was an “international waters” start to the day. Motion of the ocean is a thing, thank goodness. #CruiseShipMagic

 

[thE kErnEl]

Ding

 

[Ext. 55]

Forgot this thread…

Had an official Friday night ding ding and a Saturday morning ding!

nothing last night, but looking to finish the weekend strong with a three ding weekend. Super close to a ‘Ding a Ling’ weekend.

 

[HuskerPAC]

Wife is still off duty for a few weeks after our 2nd kid but I got an old fashioned hand/blowy last night and finished on my belly. I felt like a school boy again!

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

it's either ding or get dinged. i dinged.

 

[Ext. 55]

Forgot this thread…

Had an official Friday night ding ding and a Saturday morning ding!

nothing last night, but looking to finish the weekend strong with a three ding weekend. Super close to a ‘Ding a Ling’ weekend.

Follow up report…last night…

 

[God is a Husker]

made her cum 4x then prone bone creampie

no condom hope I don't knock her up again

 

[Ext. 55]

made her cum 4x then prone bone creampie

no condom hope I don't knock her up again

 

[Goskers07]

made her cum 4x then prone bone creampie

no condom hope I don't knock her up again

The most impressive part is how you did all that in 3 minutes.

 

[hothouse_corn]

made her cum 4x then prone bone creampie

no condom hope I don't knock her up again

I'm worried for your family given the closet-heaters and the pre-eclampsia. German-Swedes are very potent, even if @Goskers07 is right about the timeline.

 

[God is a Husker]

I'm worried for your family given the closet-heaters and the pre-eclampsia. German-Swedes are very potent, even if @Goskers07 is right about the timeline.

we had sex twice “trying” and she got preggers

German sperm + Indian Uterus = fertile like you read about

 

[God is a Husker]

The most impressive part is how you did all that in 3 minutes.

I would be a god if I could make her orgasm 4x in 3 mins