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[nscottie]

It’s going to be controversial no matter what happens.

 

[stonesak]

Who do you root for if it's Texas vs Michigan on the playoffs? Sophie's choice.

 

[iruletheskool]

Texas, Michigan, Warshington, FSU!!!

 

[Cash68847]

Who has the worse loss? Bama lost to Texas while Texas lost to Oklahoma. It might irrelevant since FSU can shit the bed with poor QB depth and Kirk might pull off the upset.

Kirk isn’t pulling an upset with that offense.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

It’s going to be controversial no matter what happens.

Bama fans crying that they should have been does not a controversy make, imo

 

[nscottie]

Who do you root for if it's Texas vs Michigan on the playoffs? Sophie's choice.

You hope they both die on field.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Kirk isn’t pulling an upset with that offense.

I absolutely do not want them to win but I will go so hard on my Cockeye friends that they fired a conference winning OC that one of them will kill me if they somehow do

 

[Cash68847]

Bama fans crying that they should have been does not a controversy make, imo

If Texas gets in and wins it the sec fans will probably still say the sec won it all.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

SEC gonna get left out?

 

[nscottie]

Bama fans crying that they should have been does not a controversy make, imo

Controversial may be poor choice of words. Bitchfest by someone is probably better description

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Controversial may be poor choice of words. Bitchfest by someone is probably better description

That's fair

 

[Cash68847]

I absolutely do not want them to win but I will go so hard on my Cockeye friends that they fired a conference winning OC that one of them will kill me if they somehow do

If Cockeye had one of their average offenses which is still shit I would give them a small chance but the offense they have today will never beat Michigan.

 

[cwessel76]

Fuck UGA

 

[iruletheskool]

If Cockeye had one of their average offenses which is still shit I would give them a small chance but the offense they have today will never beat Michigan.

Come on Cockeye defense TDs!!

 

[nscottie]

Honestly think Bama could beat anyone right now. But probably will get left out. I would love for Texas to get in and lose it with last second ticking off clock.

 

[Cash68847]

Honestly think Bama could beat anyone right now. But probably will get left out. I would love for Texas to get in and lose it with last second ticking off clock.

Saban is the GOAT but there doesn’t seem to be a super team this year

 

[nscottie]

Texas, Michigan, Warshington, FSU!!!

I don’t see FSU winning. They are on their third string qb. But anything can happen

 

[Ripping Lips]

Kirk isn’t pulling an upset with that offense.

He's been holding back all season and will air it out...lol..... I just want to see Michigan get hosed.

 

[Cash68847]

He's been holding back all season and will air it out...lol..... I just want to see Michigan get hosed.

Probably better hope it happens in the playoffs. If FSU loses they will get Bama the first game.

 

[HCFord1]

All that I know, there are a lot of girls wearing red at that game about to get some pipe tonight.

Do you ever wonder approximately how many women, at any given moment in time, are getting fucked? Or is that just me?

Sometimes I think about how funny it would be to ask that question in a consulting interview, which are notorious for asking questions like “how many windows are there in Manhattan?”

They expect you to put together some framework and assumptions to allow yourself to estimate without a calculator, which you could easily do with the sex question.

Just make an assumption about peak sex period, say 9pm-1am. Theoretically then 1/6 of the world’s population is in peak sexy time, so let’s call it 1.5b people. Half of them are women, but probably close to half of the women are too young/old to really be having sex. Now you’re down to ~400m fuckable women in your peak sex time zones.

Assume that 75% of them are married, and then married women have sex twice per week on average (generous I know) and that single women are split into two groups - 50% that are having no sex at all and 50% who have sex every other day. That leaves you with 110m women who are having sex during the time frame analyzed.

HOWEVER, sex doesn’t usually last four hours (which is the time frame used), so presumably many of these women have already been fucked or are still fully clothed. Let’s say that average sex lasts 10 minutes, which assuming an equal distribution of sexy time across the 9pm-1am timeframe means that we need to divide by 24.

This leaves us with a somewhat disappointing ~4.5m women taking dick at this very moment. I guess I would’ve hoped there would be more.