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[stonesak]

All the guys covering the BIG game say FSU is out even with a win.

No way.

 

[nscottie]

All the guys covering the BIG game say FSU is out even with a win.

I think that’s a valid argument. They are on 3rd string qb. Hard to argue they are one of 4 best teams.

 

[Cash68847]

No way.

I was surprised. Everyone from Urb to the Bear are already laying out the narrative.

 

[Ripping Lips]

Do you ever wonder approximately how many women, at any given moment in time, are getting fucked? Or is that just me?

Sometimes I think about how funny it would be to ask that question in a consulting interview, which are notorious for asking questions like “how many windows are there in Manhattan?”

They expect you to put together some framework and assumptions to allow yourself to estimate without a calculator, which you could easily do with the sex question.

Just make an assumption about peak sex period, say 9pm-1am. Theoretically then 1/6 of the world’s population is in peak sexy time, so let’s call it 1.5b people. Half of them are women, but probably close to half of the women are too young/old to really be having sex. Now you’re down to ~400m fuckable women in your peak sex time zones.

Assume that 75% of them are married, and then married women have sex twice per week on average (generous I know) and that single women are split into two groups - 50% that are having no sex at all and 50% who have sex every other day. That leaves you with 110m women who are having sex during the time frame analyzed.

HOWEVER, sex doesn’t usually last four hours (which is the time frame used), so presumably many of these women have already been fucked or are still fully clothed. Let’s say that average sex lasts 10 minutes, which assuming an equal distribution of sexy time across the 9pm-1am timeframe means that we need to divide by 24.

This leaves us with a somewhat disappointing ~4.5m women taking dick at this very moment. I guess I would’ve hoped there would be more.

I had at times, especially on red eye flights when flying cross country and you fly over a city and wonder how many women are getting the D. When I was stationed in San Diego and our ship was anchored in SD Harbor down by the Gaslamp district, we used the "big eyes" binoculars on the bridge wings and checked out the women who would walk around topless in either their hotel rooms or apartments. Never did catch anyone doing the boogaloo but did catch my hot neighbor masturbating a few times in her living room since her shades didn't close that great and you can see down into her apartment whenever I walked up the stairs.

 

[HCFord1]

I think that’s a valid argument. They are on 3rd string qb. Hard to argue they are one of 4 best teams.

So the criteria is just “who looks like the best team right now?”

 

[stonesak]

I think that’s a valid argument. They are on 3rd string qb. Hard to argue they are one of 4 best teams.

OSU won with a third string QB. Texas probably lost their top WR. You can't penalize teams due to injuries.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

I think that’s a valid argument. They are on 3rd string qb. Hard to argue they are one of 4 best teams.

Hell, Urban won a natty with his 3rd stringer in the playoff. I don’t think that should disqualify them.

 

[Cash68847]

So the criteria is just “who looks like the best team right now?”

That was exactly the criteria of the BIG pregame guys.

 

[HCFord1]

I had at times, especially on red eye flights when flying cross country and you fly over a city and wonder how many women are getting the D.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

OSU won with a third string QB. Texas probably lost their top WR. You can't penalize teams due to injuries.

Hell, Urban won a natty with his 3rd stringer in the playoff. I don’t think that should disqualify them.

 

[Husker_in_OK]

Yeah FSU is not only on their 3rd string QB but have played an awful ACC schedule .. I'm fine with them not making it in

 

[Cash68847]

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I was surprised Urb didn’t bring that up. He just agreed

 

[Ripping Lips]

Yeah FSU is not only on their 3rd string QB but have played an awful ACC schedule .. I'm fine with them not making it in

Unfortunately for FSU, LSU turned out to be dogshit this year. What's ironic, if GA would've won today and say FSU does win, then Texas would be on the outside looking in.

 

[nscottie]

There has always been an argument that the committee should pick four best teams. Is FSU one of those. Logic says no with 3rd string qb. But that’s why we play the game. If they blow out Louisville tonight, I don’t think you can leave them out.

 

[The Other Dave]

Pony Up!!! 🐎 How about SMU winning its first conference championship since the 80’s and the death penalty?!

Nebraska will always be my first love but love supporting the Ponies here in Dallas.

Go Ponies! Think SMU makes the New Year’s Six over Liberty?

 

[Cash68847]

Unfortunately for FSU, LSU turned out to be dogshit this year. What's ironic, if GA would've won today and say FSU does win, then Texas would be on the outside looking in.

LSU wasn’t exactly dog shit. They needed a defense, but their qb should win the Heisman. They were explosive on that side.

 

[nscottie]

One thing we can all agree on, Michigan sucks.

 

[HCFord1]

LSU wasn’t exactly dog shit. They needed a defense, but their qb should win the Heisman. They were explosive on that side.

And FSU held them to their lowest point total of the season

 

[Cash68847]

And FSU held them to their lowest point total of the season

I hope FSU rolls tonight. It’s bullshit they are left out if they win.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

Early in season, right. I can see an argument that Alabama SEC champ is better than a Big 12 champ

Thought I read on Inside Nebraska that Texas' schedule was top ten and Bama's was between 70-80. Not sure if that's accurate whatsoever.