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Happy Birthday, you deckless wonder!
Don't get so overpoured you can make an announcement in the "Ding" thread tomorrow. Birthday sects is a tradition!
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For the love of gawd who would want a 4 story house? My fucking knees would go out walking up and down them
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My office is on the third story of our house. Laundry is in the basement and sometimes doing laundry during a weekday feels like a workout.
I thought I was out of shape.
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I always thought the same thing. Had that glow in his eyes
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There may not be a worse place than Cedar Rapids IA. Smells awful and the town is a shithole, can’t get out of here fast enough
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hi guys. gonna be a hot fucker next week or so. powder those nuts!
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You seriously not dusting the twins post shower with a little Gold Bond? What kind of fucking savage are you? It's 2023 FFS! Insta-cool refreshing moment that helps keep you comfy. What's not to like?
Why don’t YOU powder YOUR nuts
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Let’s do this
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have my first pxp game tonight, pretty excited, a little anxious. wish me luck
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Just remember the folks listening on the radio have NO IDEA what is actually happening. This is your chance to have some fun with it. Make up things like streakers taking the field, the marching band crashing into each other, and channel your inner Lyle Bremser:
"He's at the 10, the 20 ... he lost his shoe. NOPE, it's the FOOTBALL!"
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“deab”….i did a deab. play by play on the radio
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😂😂😂😂i may use that last one
Just remember the folks listening on the radio have NO IDEA what is actually happening. This is your chance to have some fun with it. Make up things like streakers taking the field, the marching band crashing into each other, and channel your inner Lyle Bremser:
"He's at the 10, the 20 ... he lost his shoe. NOPE, it's the FOOTBALL!"
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That, amigo, is an actual pxp call from the legend, Lyle Bremser. The yard markers were probably different, but at the twilight of his career. Lyle's vision was ... not good. Have fun with it - good luck, and remember that you've done this before.
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Welp, just made an appointment to have our cat put to sleep tomorrow. The only available opening? 11am.
Not sure what kind of omen that is for our football team, but unfortunately win or lose tomorrow will suck for the HCFord household.
Anyone been through this before with a toddler and have any tips? We started talking to him last night and are trying to make sure that we are clear that Aj is dying and that once he dies he is gone, but it's hard to say how much he comprehends given that he just turned 3.
Not sure what kind of omen that is for our football team, but unfortunately win or lose tomorrow will suck for the HCFord household.
Anyone been through this before with a toddler and have any tips? We started talking to him last night and are trying to make sure that we are clear that Aj is dying and that once he dies he is gone, but it's hard to say how much he comprehends given that he just turned 3.
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I just left the title agency from closing on my new place. Picked up a case of natural light and can't decide if I should drink my first beer on the wrap around porch/deck, the back deck and patio, or the swimming pool? TIA
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