-Fucking randos and seeing the look of utter jealousy on my neighbor’s face. Especially when he’s loading up his van with kids on Sunday morning and some sloot is doing the walk of shame down my driveway
1000% Nothing better than rolling up in the boat with some hotties. The beauty of Lake Life is they get to see them in Bikini's too, adds to the level of jealousy and envy. Amazing how many of my married Horn Dawg friends want to tag along on our boating shenanigans when I have some head turners with me.
@God is a Husker jealous of your peppers. Fucking Raccoons, Armadillos and Ground Hogs have limited my ability to have gardens here. They eat everything, even hot peppers. At least they pull the peppers off, take a bite out of them and then probably go stick their head in the lake.
In my later years I have gotten into Banana Plants. Found a variety that will come back every year in our climate. Gives my place that Tropical Beach feel. They multiply quickly as I have over 100 of them now all over the yard. They don't produce fruit because our season isn't long enough but just like drunk hot chicks in bikinis they make my friends & neighbors envious.