Why does my wife's vagina look like a NBA's hand clap?

[LoudHogRider]

Spoiler: This you o.p.?

 

[God is a Husker]

OP waking up hungover checking his notifications

 

[Alum-Ni]

It's still the funniest to hit when she is ready.....but damn those youngish girls look good. I swear they could not take a old Buck like me without squealing? Anybody else think like this? In most NSFW threads I swear those girls couldn't handle the white night from 99! With all the chemicals out did the men's dicks get smaller?
You young men? How great is it to push into something like that?

 

[Black Dean]

Opee is right on

 

[Ext. 55]

Broke into Jim's house. Lots of sick shit in there including those weiner enhancers.

Spoiler

he gives them to his dog. I'd rather not say why

 

[Ext. 55]

 

[22*43*51]

 

[Alum-Ni]

I'm still trying to figure out what an "NBA's hand clap" is.....

 

[dsbigred1]

Will we.ever get to see this confusing snatch @Eaton Beaver ?