Why does my wife's vagina look like a NBA's hand clap?

[Eaton Beaver]

It's still the funniest to hit when she is ready.....but damn those youngish girls look good. I swear they could not take a old Buck like me without squealing? Anybody else think like this? In most NSFW threads I swear those girls couldn't handle the white night from 99! With all the chemicals out did the men's dicks get smaller?
You young men? How great is it to push into something like that?

 

[Baron Winnebago]

 

[Kaladin]

i was looking for this gif

 

[Alcaus]

 

[RedSavage]

 

[LoudHogRider]

It's still the funniest to hit when she is ready.....but damn those youngish girls look good. I swear they could not take a old Buck like me without squealing? Anybody else think like this? In most NSFW threads I swear those girls couldn't handle the white night from 99! With all the chemicals out did the men's dicks get smaller?
You young men? How great is it to push into something like that?

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Honestly, this sounds like a job for gas station dick pills.

 

[MtnHusker]

 

[HCFord1]

I clicked on this thread so excited to figure out what the fuck its title is supposed to mean. I’m still curious.

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Does anyone else think like this?

DYING.

 

[hothouse_corn]

Honestly, this sounds like a job for gas station dick pills.

So, do you work at a gas station, or did you drive to visit one just to take this pic?

 

[Toe]

 

[Baron Winnebago]

So, do you work at a gas station, or did you drive to visit one just to take this pic?

Broke into Jim's house. Lots of sick shit in there including those weiner enhancers.

Spoiler

he gives them to his dog. I'd rather not say why

 

[hothouse_corn]

Spoiler he gives them to his dog. I'd rather not say why

I'd rather you kept the reasons between you, Jim, and his dog.

 

[Jim14510]

I know exactly what you mean opee. One time I said to my wife your dolphin smile looks like it got attacked by a shark.

 

[Jim14510]

Broke into Jim's house. Lots of sick shit in there including those weiner enhancers.

Spoiler

he gives them to his dog. I'd rather not say why

It's because I say things like the above to my wife so I don't need them anymore.

 

[hothouse_corn]

It's because I say things like the above to my wife so I don't need them anymore.

Well, you wouldn't want them to go to waste.

Also, it's hard to look at a stranger and decide if they might need them, and how they'd react if you offered them some as a donation,

 

[Grits and Gravy]

Spoiler: This you o.p.?

 

[iruletheskool]

I must have gone blind

 

[Jim14510]

Spoiler: This you o.p.?

Jaysus H Christ