When you take a really huge shit, do you Randy Marsh it and try to get your wife/chick to look?

[Johannes de Silentio]

I just had a girthy, fishhook-lookin' bastard that really made me proud and feel profoundly relieved in my gut. My first instinct was to run over and grab my wife. She was not interested, unfortunately.

 

[Havoc34]

 

[Blackshirts_Win_'ships]

How many courics?

 

[dsbigred1]

Outside of analizing the nude bodies of women, actually having the intercourse, and maybe getting splendidly drunk, there isn’t much else I enjoy more than good poop stories. It’s perhaps the only reason I have a modicum of appreciation for @SarasotaHusker

 

[Huskersballz]

I just had a girthy, fishhook-lookin' bastard that really made me proud and feel profoundly relieved in my gut. My first instinct was to run over and grab my wife. She was not interested, unfortunately.

No, but I do take a second to silently admire it to myself.

 

[Alcaus]

Sha-sh-sharon c'mere!

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Just don't flush it, forces her to look

 

[BIGSTICK67]

Can't say that I do OP. She says I'm too crude in the 1st place, that probably wouldn't end well. She doesn't like when I call the dog shithead or motherfucker.

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Just don't flush it, forces her to look

Yeah the ol’ “shock and awe” campaign.

 

[Johannes de Silentio]

Can't say that I do OP. She says I'm too crude in the 1st place, that probably wouldn't end well. She doesn't like when I call the dog shithead or motherfucker.

That's a damn shame, my friend. A damn shame.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

That's a damn shame, my friend. A damn shame.

I know right. I have all kinds of names for the dog. She seems to like shit for brains the best......or the one she wags her tail to the most. Seriously.

 

[cwessel76]

I just had a girthy, fishhook-lookin' bastard that really made me proud and feel profoundly relieved in my gut. My first instinct was to run over and grab my wife. She was not interested, unfortunately.

This confirms she eats your butthole and wants to pretend that doo doo doesn’t come out of there.

Same reason why men (well, most men) don’t watch their significant others pee. Sometimes we eat at that restaurant.

 

[Johannes de Silentio]

Do you use dude wipes?

Are those flushable wet wipes?

 

[Johannes de Silentio]

This confirms you eats your butthole and wants to pretend that doo doo doesn’t come out of there.

Same reason why men (well, most men) don’t watch their significant others pee. Sometimes we eat at that restaurant.

Lol, just imagining my wife doing that cracks me up. It'd be so out of her comfort zone. Unfortunately, she just doesn't appreciate the sheer majesty a huge, one-piece shit the way us bros do.

 

[cwessel76]

Lol, just imagining my wife doing that cracks me up. It'd be so out of her comfort zone. Unfortunately, she just doesn't appreciate the sheer majesty a huge, one-piece shit the way us bros do.

You should tell her there’s nothing wrong with tongue punching the dirt star.

That said, passing a dookie is a great feeling.

 

[Johannes de Silentio]

Yes- game changers

I really should start buying them. I've used wet wipes before, and it's great, but having to throw them in the trash is pretty annoying. Will have to check if it poses any problems for my septic system.

 

[Dble E]

I don't show my wife but when I lay a HUGE turd, I walk with a little extra sense if pride for about an hour.