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What is the most useless city in Nebraska?

Can just take out the entire panhandle honestly.
What would happen if you mixed cocaine and ice cream

I was considering moving out there but I’ve heard so many differing accounts of what it’s like out there I’m not sure what to think

Our fallen, beloved Brother @BBTownBomber / @ElizabethReed made his home in ScoBlo, so besmirching the panhandle is akin to smearing his good name, IMO, and both you sumbitches are gonna have to e-fight me (and @RedSeaRising, who will coat your ass in salsa).
 
Falls City, Peru, Auburn, Johnson or Nebraska City. Southeast Nebraska is a shithole.

Edit to add Rulo



I've stated this before, but if you draw straight line on a map from Topeka, KS up to Beatrice, then northeast to Nebraska City, then down towards Cameron, MO, and back to Topeka, you will encapsulate the region known as "America's Taint."

This area includes Topeka, KS which is seriously the shittiest state capitol in America. It includes St. Joe, MO which is one of the biggest Meth cities in America. It follows I-29 for 100 miles where you can buy, fireworks, hookers, heroin, and porn at every gas station from Mount City to Hamburg. It also includes Beatrice, arguably the most morally corrupt town in Nebraska, and Nebraska City, a town with the worst high school graduation rate in the state.

But right in the middle is the capitol of America's Taint: Falls City. Peru State should change their name to Taint State.
 

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I've stated this before, but if you draw straight line on a map from Topeka, KS up to Beatrice, then northeast to Nebraska City, then down towards Cameron, MO, and back to Topeka, you will encapsulate the region known as "America's Taint."

This area includes Topeka, KS which is seriously the shittiest state capitol in America. It includes St. Joe, MO which is one of the biggest Meth cities in America. It follows I-29 for 100 miles where you can buy, fireworks, hookers, heroin, and porn at every gas station from Mount City to Hamburg. It also includes Beatrice, arguably the most morally corrupt town in Nebraska, and Nebraska City, a town with the worst high school graduation rate in the state.

But right in the middle is the capitol of America's Taint: Falls City. Peru State should change their name to Taint State.
Believe this makes all of Cockeye the butthole, so it checks out by me
 
I've stated this before, but if you draw straight line on a map from Topeka, KS up to Beatrice, then northeast to Nebraska City, then down towards Cameron, MO, and back to Topeka, you will encapsulate the region known as "America's Taint."

This area includes Topeka, KS which is seriously the shittiest state capitol in America. It includes St. Joe, MO which is one of the biggest Meth cities in America. It follows I-29 for 100 miles where you can buy, fireworks, hookers, heroin, and porn at every gas station from Mount City to Hamburg. It also includes Beatrice, arguably the most morally corrupt town in Nebraska, and Nebraska City, a town with the worst high school graduation rate in the state.

But right in the middle is the capitol of America's Taint: Falls City. Peru State should change their name to Taint State.
I worked and lived in SE Nebraska for awhile, hung out in Northeast Mo and spent plenty of time towards Falls City. Everything you’ve said is 1000% correct.
 
I've stated this before, but if you draw straight line on a map from Topeka, KS up to Beatrice, then northeast to Nebraska City, then down towards Cameron, MO, and back to Topeka, you will encapsulate the region known as "America's Taint."

This area includes Topeka, KS which is seriously the shittiest state capitol in America. It includes St. Joe, MO which is one of the biggest Meth cities in America. It follows I-29 for 100 miles where you can buy, fireworks, hookers, heroin, and porn at every gas station from Mount City to Hamburg. It also includes Beatrice, arguably the most morally corrupt town in Nebraska, and Nebraska City, a town with the worst high school graduation rate in the state.

But right in the middle is the capitol of America's Taint: Falls City. Peru State should change their name to Taint State.
Lot of famous-for-the-wrong-reason things happened in that area.

The whole "Boys Don't Cry" Teena Brandon killing in Falls City/Humbolt.
The murder cult thing in Rulo.
The Sydney Loofe murder and dismemberment in Wilber (just outside your taint zone)
The "In Broad Daylight" murder in Skidmore, Missouri. Also just outside the zone, but not too far from Rulo.
 
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The "In Broad Daylight" murder in Skidmore, Missour. Also just outside the zone, but not too far from Rulo.
What The Wtf GIF by Justin
 
I've stated this before, but if you draw straight line on a map from Topeka, KS up to Beatrice, then northeast to Nebraska City, then down towards Cameron, MO, and back to Topeka, you will encapsulate the region known as "America's Taint."

This area includes Topeka, KS which is seriously the shittiest state capitol in America. It includes St. Joe, MO which is one of the biggest Meth cities in America. It follows I-29 for 100 miles where you can buy, fireworks, hookers, heroin, and porn at every gas station from Mount City to Hamburg. It also includes Beatrice, arguably the most morally corrupt town in Nebraska, and Nebraska City, a town with the worst high school graduation rate in the state.

But right in the middle is the capitol of America's Taint: Falls City. Peru State should change their name to Taint State.
Accurate. I always felt like the people in this region had chip on their shoulder/"you think you're better than me" mentality. It's like a big Council Bluffs.
 
I've stated this before, but if you draw straight line on a map from Topeka, KS up to Beatrice, then northeast to Nebraska City, then down towards Cameron, MO, and back to Topeka, you will encapsulate the region known as "America's Taint."

This area includes Topeka, KS which is seriously the shittiest state capitol in America. It includes St. Joe, MO which is one of the biggest Meth cities in America. It follows I-29 for 100 miles where you can buy, fireworks, hookers, heroin, and porn at every gas station from Mount City to Hamburg. It also includes Beatrice, arguably the most morally corrupt town in Nebraska, and Nebraska City, a town with the worst high school graduation rate in the state.

But right in the middle is the capitol of America's Taint: Falls City. Peru State should change their name to Taint State.
@God is a Husker catching strays left and right ITT
 
Well, eventually they did do something.
And everyone saw it and no one talked.
I saw that but good lord. The guy was an absolute terrorist. How did law enforcement just sit there and do nothing
 
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