What do you bring your accountant?

[Jim14510]

I've had some odd gifts before but today takes the cake. So far this year I've got

A bottle of wine
A bottle of whiskey
Homemade BBQ sauce
Deli tray
Cheese cake

Today 2 Viagra
Older guy that was talking about Viagra during last years appt. We were laughing. His wife was super embarrassed. So he brought me a couple today.

 

[SoCal_Corn]

Fully Husked option perfect for this post

 

[Jim14510]

I forgot the box of beer gift.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

A knuckle sandwich

 

[herbsinator]

Nothing. He should be giving me gifts.

 

[Jim14510]

A knuckle sandwich

Nothing. He should be giving me gifts.

This is why your accountant doesn't like you.

 

[Jim14510]

A knuckle sandwich

I did reward you with an unbanting for this joke.

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

I pay him to do his job.

 

[LoudHogRider]

I pay him to do his job.

I'm in this camp as well.

 

[Jim14510]

I pay him to do his job.

I'm in this camp as well.

Bunch of tight asses ITT.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

This is like tipping your hair dresser. Except she's hot and bat shit crazy.

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Bunch of tight asses ITT.

1 accountant itt

 

[BIGSTICK67]

1 accountant itt

Accountants are always tight asses, aren't they Doc?

 

[LoudHogRider]

Accountants are always tight asses, aren't they Doc?

Yes, but they prefer labels such as "frugal" or "thrifty".

 

[BIGSTICK67]

Yes, but they prefer labels such as "frugal" or "thrifty".

My sis-in-law is an actuary, and she uses the word thrifty frequently. She brags about saving money and how much she made on her investments. It's a pissing match about BORING.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

I am my own accountant.

joshuahuskers, CPA checking in.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

I am my own accountant.

joshuahuskers, CPA checking in.

Pretty sure I'm hiring @Jim14510 instead. 😉

 

[hothouse_corn]

I hope to someday have income enough to need an accountant other than online self-filing.

To turn OP's question around, @Jim14510, what gifts do accountants prefer to receive? I know as a paperboy I fucking hated everyone that gave me a box of cherry cordials for X-mas.

 

[Daddy]

I've never used an accountant but am planning to this year. Good to know that accountants are super duper entitled and think they deserve a bottle of wine and a blowie.


But I guess if that's what it takes, that's what it takes. @Jim14510 - what kind of wine do you like?

 

[HuskerDocCo]

I've never used an accountant but am planning to this year. Good to know that accountants are super duper entitled and think they deserve a bottle of wine and a blowie.


But I guess if that's what it takes, that's what it takes. @Jim14510 - what kind of wine do you like?

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