What’s the oddest/dumbest reason you ended a relationship over?

[Jim14510]

I became painfully aware every time we did doggy that she wasn't very good at wiping her ass. i'd look down and about Yack my guts out. And no, it was not anal so there'd be no reason for it.....

Was this before or after eating her ass?

 

[Cookiemonster]

I wouldn’t say the oddest reason. But in general I love sluts. So hard to stay committed.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

I wouldn’t say the oddest reason. But in general I love sluts. So hard to stay committed.

 

[Tsakoi]

She told me that she racked up $20,000 in credit card debt on specialty boutique jeans that her mother came in and paid for to get her out from under such debt...........twice.

Pussy was absolute gold BTW so you know how much this one pained me.

 

[IM4NUALWAYS]

She could not stand someone saying the word pussy out loud. Plus, she was just weird.

 

[KidsSeeGhosts]

She didn't get Fargo

 

[Huskersballz]

She had a dog that was a complete spaz and she would yell at it with this deep manly voice.

 

[Huskers633]

Sophomore year of high school I broke up with my then girlfriend of 5 months because it was almost Valentine's Day and I didn't want to buy her a gift. So I just broke up with her. Pops into my head from time to time and I feel bad about. She did nothing wrong and was a nice girl. I was a stupid kid.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

She told me that she racked up $20,000 in credit card debt on specialty boutique jeans that her mother came in and paid for to get her out from under such debt...........twice.

Pussy was absolute gold BTW so you know how much this one pained me.

I dated a girl who was a red flag machine, but was really good in the sack, so of course, I stayed with her for 2.5 years. Daddy issues, alcohol issues, debt/money issues, mental health issues, on and on and on. But, she was a former professional dancer who at that time was starting her own dance studio (not stripping, btw). Incredible body and insatiable appetite for fucking. I assume she's living out her days in an asylum like Bon Scott from AC/DC.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

you sumbitches! nancy doesn’t shave her cooter, drinks every nite, doesn’t do laundry but i still love her .