What’s the oddest/dumbest reason you ended a relationship over?

[Rise to Power]

Had a buddy in college who broke up with his longstanding girlfriend so that he could grill more.

 

[Jim14510]

Her ex dragged her down the stairs by her hair and wanted to kick my ass.

 

[SlumpBuster]

Wife made me.

 

[Pipe Line]

Jr. High. Broke up with one hot girl for another just because she wanted me. The "another" ended up marrying one of my best friends a few years back. All the Jr. High stuff was over AOL IM.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

She was an absolute psychopath. Called my mom, chewed her out and called her a bitch. Then like a day or two later, sat in my driveway honking her horn non-stop bc I wouldn't let her in my house. Her horn then proceeded to break and get stuck - which resulted in my neighbors calling the cops. Cops showed up and told her to leave. You could hear that horn all the way through the neighborhood as she drove off lol

That’s amazing lol

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Had a buddy in college who broke up with his longstanding girlfriend so that he could grill more.

That makes a lot of sense

 

[nja13]

Had a buddy in college who broke up with his longstanding girlfriend so that he could grill more.

So she was not into...
?

 

[Osborne1992]

Her ex dragged her down the stairs by her hair and wanted to kick my ass.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

I am getting stereotype vibes Lee.

Well, my wife is Japanese heritage, this gal was Korean, "dated" a gal with Cambodian heritage, and it seems like there was another 1 or 2 Asia or Mongolia. Not sure on stereotype, but certainly type.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Typo. She didn’t like dogs. I love dogs.

Sorry @Baron Winnebago 🙁

I thought you meant she liked dogs....like to eat them... hahaha

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I thought you meant she liked dogs....like to eat them... hahaha

I also took it this way

 

[Adolph Coors]

9th grade. was dating a girl i really liked. was over at a friends house with a bunch of guys & girls & this chick starts grinding on my 15 year old D so i broke up with gf next day. she was so confused. not sure i shouldve done that

 

[SoCal_Corn]

I also took it this way

+ 1

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I thought you meant she liked dogs....like to eat them... hahaha

Wouldn't have been a deal breaker for me personally.

 

[Jim14510]

I thought you meant she liked dogs....like to eat them... hahaha

I also took it this way

 

[Jim14510]

Wouldn't have been a deal breaker for me personally.

Just when I thought you couldn't be more unlikeable.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Just when I thought you couldn't be more unlikeable.

Hot, Korean, personally committed to charity like removing dogs from the planet. Really not seeing any downside here

 

[Jim14510]

Hot, Korean, personally committed to charity like removing dogs from the planet. Really not seeing any downside here

 

[Dble E]

I became painfully aware every time we did doggy that she wasn't very good at wiping her ass. i'd look down and about Yack my guts out. And no, it was not anal so there'd be no reason for it.....

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

I became painfully aware every time we did doggy that she wasn't very good at wiping her ass. i'd look down and about Yack my guts out. And no, it was not anal so there'd be no reason for it.....