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If you are a member of MLPFC mafia your sperm is potent as fuck and your cock is hard as a rock.
We laugh at Cockeye
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We laugh at Cockeye
If you are a member of MLPFC mafia your sperm is potent as fuck and your cock is hard as a rock.
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No formal announcement, i feel like he was born yesterday but it’s been two weeks already.
We named him Sam, after everyone’s favorite Nebraska message board poster.
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SIA has been dead and I have despised him for so long that now when I hear “Sam” I only think of @pandatangent
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I think of that dipshit SIA every time I read Green Eggs and Ham to my son.SIA has been dead and I have despised him for so long that now when I hear “Sam” I only think of @pandatangent
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Just always associate the bathtub/dildo meme with Green Eggs and Ham and you'll be laughing when you read it to your son.
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My son thankfully hates Dr Seuss
He is all about Henry and Mudge books and trying to convince my wife to let us get a Mastiff puppy. (wife is like the ‘85 Bears defense on this front, my son and I are making no progress)
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Poor tax planning to have him so early in the year.
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