If you are a member of MLPFC mafia your sperm is potent as fuck and your cock is hard as a rock.
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If you are a member of MLPFC mafia your sperm is potent as fuck and your cock is hard as a rock.
No formal announcement, i feel like he was born yesterday but it’s been two weeks already.
We named him Sam, after everyone’s favorite Nebraska message board poster.
SIA has been dead and I have despised him for so long that now when I hear “Sam” I only think of @pandatangent
I think of that dipshit SIA every time I read Green Eggs and Ham to my son.SIA has been dead and I have despised him for so long that now when I hear “Sam” I only think of @pandatangent
Just always associate the bathtub/dildo meme with Green Eggs and Ham and you'll be laughing when you read it to your son.
My son thankfully hates Dr Seuss
He is all about Henry and Mudge books and trying to convince my wife to let us get a Mastiff puppy. (wife is like the ‘85 Bears defense on this front, my son and I are making no progress)
Poor tax planning to have him so early in the year.
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