Breaking Turd Alberts to Texas A&M

[SlumpBuster]

Imagine choosing this...
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That is some of the whitest shit I've seen in a long time.

 

[Alcaus]

Ok, so can we make Rhule AD/FBHC?

 

[dom91932]

The grownups are in charge, folks.

Bingo. Unless it was a financial offer out of the blue that no sane person would refuse, the fact that no one knew Alberts was looking at leaving is a horrible look.

 

[Dr.DrakeRamoray]

So realistic candidates:
Stewart
Cook?

Who else?

 

[CornHub]

Yeah I hear ya. Still so bizarre though... being an administrator means endless compromise and patience. That's not unique to NU. It sure doesn't seem like Turd's big ideas have been stymied very often from an outsider's perspective. Does he just think they're never going to hire a new President? Why not stick around to see how it shakes out since things are going so well in pretty much every other part of the job? It's not like he's just been waiting around twiddling his thumbs, he's in the middle of gigantic things! Haha. It's just so weird that he'd walk away from all of that.

I'm just hoping this is an attempt by Turd to gain more power. Make people freak out that he would actually leave.

 

[Ironwardog]

When’s the next BoR meeting?

 

[cwessel76]

Imagine choosing this...
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Fake cadets.

 

[Frogsker30]

So realistic candidates:
Stewart
Cook?

Who else?

I really cant see cook wanting to be an AD
he has slowly been getting into retirement mood but i have seen stranger things

 

[huskerj12]

I'm just hoping this is an attempt by Turd to gain more power. Make people freak out that he would actually leave.

Yeah it's possible. Not sure turning the fanbase against you is the best step toward that goal! Haha

 

[Jay Bilzerian]

That is some of the whitest shit I've seen in a long time.

As an A&M fan told me at the CWS in 2022, “We put the ‘cult’ in agriculture.”

So realistic candidates:
Stewart
Cook?

Who else?

Dr. Patrick Kraft - PSU

 

[Alcaus]

TBH I can't wait until ChatGPT can just simulate a Nebraska Championship season bc reality is super gay

 

[CornHub]

Yeah it's possible. Not sure turning the fanbase against you is the best step toward that goal! Haha

Nah, the fans will forget about this fairly quickly if they keep winning.

 

[KidsSeeGhosts]

Guy extended Frost in 21. Never forget.

 

[HerbRedman]

Thamel's involved. This one's done.

It's funny..bc Thamel always tries to rip Nebraska for being stuck in the 90s. He was dismissive of the Turd hire at UNL

 

[CornHub]

TBH I can't wait until ChatGPT can just simulate a Nebraska Championship season bc reality is super gay

Good thing we'll have the NCAA football video game soon.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

I'm just hoping this is an attempt by Turd to gain more power. Make people freak out that he would actually leave.

This makes a lot of sense but I do think he’s gone

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

 

[ColoREDo]

This could be a character on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".

 

[Bootleg11]

Turd can fuck off. Brutal timing by him.

 

[stonesak]

Will Compton for AD?