TPB X thread

[Mavsker]

I can’t wait for college football.

Imagine waking up

Cup of coffee

Full slate of college football ahead of you

Your team has a manageable noon opponent. Nothing crazy but you get to watch your boys.

You get a simultaneous big noon big 10
showdown to follow. Good game down to the wire. You watch the last 20 minutes of the game after yours ends.

You get a beautiful 2:30 game to watch on your main screen. It’s OU vs a new prime time SEC opponent. It’s a big time Utah vs Kstate big 12 showdown. It’s a good game and you watch the whole damn thing.

The prime time night games come on. You’re beer-ed up, caffeinated, and ready for a big time game in Happy Valley or Death Valley. YES.

And finally, you’re ready for one last taste. You got Michigan State at USC kicking off at 10:30 local time. Why? Don’t ask me. Doesn’t make much sense! But that’s college football. Goodbye “pac 12 after dark” hello “wtf is this game and why am I awake”. It’s beautiful.

It was a perfect day.

We are getting so close. 🥰

Wake up at 10:15, sweaty and hungover. Shave, shower, shit, in that order. Yell at my wife for not having breakfast ready. Start the coffee. Folgers black. Shit again.
Morning cig. Hint of a crisp breeze in the air blowing through my stained wifebeater. Three Bud Heavies. Realize I don't have enough of them to get me through the Rutgers @ Northwestern 11:00 banger. But then again this game could decide who clinches 12th place in the conference so I definitely don't want to miss it.
5 minutes to kickoff. Anticipation is through the roof. Run out of beer. Kids screaming. Neighbor starts mowing. Wife gets back from Starbucks with a pumpkin spice latte and decides she wants to go to the pumpkin patch.

 

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[Mr.Bojangles]

I'll take the half priced drinks and 15 cent chicken wings for $500 Alex. Although Reel Big Fish would be fun.

 

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[Mr.Bojangles]

One could only be so lucky.

 

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