Breaking ***TPB Exclusive: Scrote Stats***

[Baron Winnebago]

Well folks, we're 29 days away from the season starting and to commemorate this special and joyous occasion, I'm debuting a new platinum board exclusive feature: Scrote Stats.

Each day, we will reflect on one of dear leader's losses and I will share a fun fact that will lift everyone's spirits.

Reflection on Loss #29: Cockeye 28 Nebraska 21. November 26, 2021.

With 27 seconds left in the 3rd quarter, Caleb Shudak kicked off for the Cockeyes after making it a 21-9 game with the field goal. At that time, ESPN's win probability model estimated that Nebraska had a 94.6% chance of winning the game. Cockeye would go on to score 19 unanswered in the 4th quarter, including the now legendary touchdown that resulted from Corch Scrote's attention to detail that we know and love with not recognizing they were blocking a punt the wrong direction letting Joe Evans walk past the protection unit for the easiest block of his, and possibly anyone's, life.

Scrote Stat #29: Suppose CEO Scrote proves to be much better at winning ball games than HC Scrote for... reasons. Our beloved Big Red rattle off 15 straight wins en route to a national title and half this board cums to death.

But did you know, with a 15-0 season, Coach Scrote will pass Old Man Mike Riley in win percentage, .508 to .500? But did you also know, that with a 15-0 national championship season, Coach Scrote will still trail Bill Callahan .508 to .551?

 

[huskermack]

I’m trying to take a shit right now.
My turd pulled back into my anus as I read this.

 

[Alcaus]

Oh Christ... looking forward to these... in a masochistic sort of way.

 

[ChocaEgg]

Well folks, we're 29 days away from the season starting and to commemorate this special and joyous occasion, I'm debuting a new platinum board exclusive feature: Scrote Stats.

Each day, we will reflect on one of dear leader's losses and I will share a fun fact that will lift everyone's spirits.

Reflection on Loss #29: Cockeyes 28 Nebraska 21. November 26, 2021.

With 27 seconds left in the 3rd quarter, Caleb Shudak kicked off for the Cockeyes after making it a 21-9 game with the field. At that time, ESPN's win probability model estimated that Nebraska had a 94.6% chance of winning the game. Cockeyes would go on to score 19 unanswered in the 4th quarter, including the now legendary touchdown that resulted from Corch Scrote's attention to detail that we know and love with not recognizing they were blocking a punt the wrong direction letting Joe Evans walk past the protection unit for the easiest block of his, and possibly anyone's, life.

Scrote Stat #29: Suppose CEO Scrote proves to be much better at winning ball games than HC Scrote for... reasons. Our beloved Big Red rattle off 15 straight wins en route to a national title and half this board cums to death.

But did you know, with a 15-0 season, Coach Scrote will pass Old Man Mike Riley in win percentage, .508 to .500. But did you also know, that with a 15-0 national championship season, Coach Scrote will still trail Bill Callahan .508 to .551.

Please also post these to 247, rivals, and on3

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Please also post these to 247, rivals, and on3

Are you unliterate? It wouldn't be a platinum board exclusive if I posted there and let that scoundrel @jw3 disseminate it widely on his email listserv like he does with Tunnel Talk

 

[ChocaEgg]

Are you unliterate? It wouldn't be a platinum board exclusive if I posted there and let that scoundrel @jw3 disseminate it widely on his email listserv like he does with Tunnel Talk

Damnit. Good point. I like tPB exclusive but part of me longs to see the tater/mongo reactions on the other boards.

 

[David Webb]

Damn. We have to wait two weeks before you can starting posting win recaps.

 

[Kaladin]

At that time, ESPN's win probability model estimated that Nebraska had a 94.6% chance of winning the game.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Damnit. Good point. I like tPB exclusive but part of me longs to see the tater/mongo reactions on the other boards.

It'll be the same as the last X billion times dear leader's failures have been noted

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Damn. We have to wait two weeks before you can starting posting win recaps.

 

[djw004]

Well folks, we're 29 days away from the season starting and to commemorate this special and joyous occasion, I'm debuting a new platinum board exclusive feature: Scrote Stats.

Each day, we will reflect on one of dear leader's losses and I will share a fun fact that will lift everyone's spirits.

Reflection on Loss #29: Cockeyes 28 Nebraska 21. November 26, 2021.

With 27 seconds left in the 3rd quarter, Caleb Shudak kicked off for the Cockeyes after making it a 21-9 game with the field goal. At that time, ESPN's win probability model estimated that Nebraska had a 94.6% chance of winning the game. Cockeyes would go on to score 19 unanswered in the 4th quarter, including the now legendary touchdown that resulted from Corch Scrote's attention to detail that we know and love with not recognizing they were blocking a punt the wrong direction letting Joe Evans walk past the protection unit for the easiest block of his, and possibly anyone's, life.

Scrote Stat #29: Suppose CEO Scrote proves to be much better at winning ball games than HC Scrote for... reasons. Our beloved Big Red rattle off 15 straight wins en route to a national title and half this board cums to death.

But did you know, with a 15-0 season, Coach Scrote will pass Old Man Mike Riley in win percentage, .508 to .500. But did you also know, that with a 15-0 national championship season, Coach Scrote will still trail Bill Callahan .508 to .551.

This is going to be a painful experience. The amount of 80% win percentage games we've miraculously blown are aplenty.

 

[Kaladin]

 

[Baron Winnebago]

 

[ChocaEgg]

It'll be the same as the last X billion times dear leader's failures have been noted

Enjoyable every single time, my man.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Enjoyable every single time, my man.

 

[Kaladin]

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

Who is she…the cringe face is kinda hot…

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

With 27 seconds left in the 3rd quarter, Caleb Shudak kicked off for the Cockeyes after making it a 21-9 game with the field goal. At that time, ESPN's win probability model estimated that Nebraska had a 94.6% chance of winning the game.

At this exact moment I text my cocksucking cockeye buddy and told him "congrats on the win." He said "???" I said, "just be patient and watch and be happy."

half this board cums to death.

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

I smell an impromptu Trump v Obama GIF off!!!

 

[Baron Winnebago]